{"id":7948,"date":"2016-05-25T11:12:35","date_gmt":"2016-05-25T15:12:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=7948"},"modified":"2016-05-25T11:16:55","modified_gmt":"2016-05-25T15:16:55","slug":"sweaty-boobs-higher-fico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/sweaty-boobs-higher-fico\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweaty Boobs = Higher FICO"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang<\/span><\/div>\n

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When I see sweaty boobs at 7:57am on vacation in Napa…, I think: *shopping cart FICO score augmentation de la Vicky’s Secret* using signature credit recipe that’s street smart. Literally. #poBox16589<\/span><\/div>\n

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Yup, <\/span>#poBox16589<\/a> is a curated recipe of starting up your FICO score if you’re a female that wants to graduate college with a FICO credit score over 800.  Yes, *800*<\/font><\/div>\n

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My supermodel friend “Jessica”<\/font><\/div>\n
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[stop assuming that we Asian males who are 6’5″ have height augmentation] Sounds ludicrous correct!?!<\/div>\n

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5\/24\/16, 7:06 PM<\/font><\/a><\/div>\n
“Soft pull.” Lingo, jargon & inside industry language for advertiser credit inquiry #poBox16589<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/y2EFP9mOvc<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n


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Inside Stanford engineering, there are a slew of GuaGuaGuacamole business recipes. These signature business protocols mimic starting up a FICO score by starting up your startup’s revenue. Starting = hard. <\/span><\/div>\n
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5\/24\/16, 7:11 PM<\/font><\/a><\/div>\n
Shopping Cart Tricks. = *#poBox16589<\/a>* pic.twitter.com\/8hJVl8ZNHF<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n


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5\/24\/16, 7:17 PM<\/font><\/a><\/div>\n
Put 30 bucks worth of bras into a shopping cart. Apply for credit. #poBox16589<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/pgKzHwihXt<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n


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News. The Victoria Secret catalog ships out of Columbus Ohio. <\/span>#poBox16589<\/a>. <\/font><\/div>\n
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The sweaty books are meant to lubricate and reduced sales friction. What boobs are you reading!?!<\/div>\n\n\n\n\n
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5\/24\/16, 4:21 PM<\/a><\/div>\n
While the catalog is outie,
The credit score recipe,
“#poBox16589<\/a>” is still innie.
Someone hug me sweaty! pic.twitter.com\/Uwa73d2N5p<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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I dunno his name but I do know Oski the cal bear. If you want a pic of him or me shirtless and sweaty, turnabout is FairPlay. 
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