{"id":8366,"date":"2016-08-11T13:57:58","date_gmt":"2016-08-11T17:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=8366"},"modified":"2016-08-11T14:06:54","modified_gmt":"2016-08-11T18:06:54","slug":"what-does-a-jedis-credit-report-look-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/what-does-a-jedis-credit-report-look-like\/","title":{"rendered":"What Does a Jedi’s Credit Report Look Like?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang <\/div>\n
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There are alien Jedi and even their American FICO’s high. Insert legal, Canadian citizen alien credit score joke here<\/i>. <\/div>\n
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Jedi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\nLarry Chiang (@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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5\/8\/15, 10:56 AM<\/a><\/div>\n
A Jedi can just take Experian’s credit report and write on it like you write on paper using #PObox105281<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n
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35,693 have seen this truth. Fewer than 50 will execute <\/span>#PObox105281<\/a>. <\/font><\/div>\n
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8\/11\/16, 10:42 AM<\/font><\/a><\/div>\n
{photo credit, @LarryChiang<\/a>‘s fB friend who is ready to win the paperwork war against 1 monopoly and 3 oligopolists} pic.twitter.com\/vnU2pRcqTn<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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<\/span><\/td>\nLarry Chiang (@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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4\/5\/16, 4:34 PM<\/font><\/a><\/div>\n
22 of 26905 have a chance at leveraging existing laws written to protect. 26,883 have zero shot \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

—@LarryChiang<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/8XjK9L4Ilv<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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~22 of 26905 have a chance at leveraging existing laws written to protect. <\/span><\/div>\n


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Step #1. Purchase 31, #10 envelopes. <\/span><\/div>\n
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#PObox105281<\/a>. Step #2. Buy 31 Pixar stamps from USPS (United States postal Service’s) eBay store. <\/font><\/div>\n

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https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WVKHwYJzVVc&sns=em<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n

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What Does a Ewok’s Credit Report Look Like?<\/div>\n

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By Larry Chiang  There are alien Jedi and even their American FICO’s high. Insert legal, Canadian citizen alien credit score joke here.  Jedi.  Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 5\/8\/15, 10:56 AM A Jedi can just take Experian’s credit report and write on it like you write on paper using #PObox105281 35,693 have seen this truth. Fewer than […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}