{"id":846,"date":"2012-06-15T15:48:32","date_gmt":"2012-06-15T19:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=846"},"modified":"2012-06-15T15:54:05","modified_gmt":"2012-06-15T19:54:05","slug":"getting-your-roi-from-your-guardsmen-bachelor-auction-purchase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/getting-your-roi-from-your-guardsmen-bachelor-auction-purchase\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting Your ROI From Your Guardsmen Bachelor Auction Purchase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Think of this as an iPhone app for getting your Cosmo induced purchase to pan out financially.<\/p>\n<p>By Larry Chiang<\/p>\n<p>Good morning. I know what you did last night on June 21. (I was there)<\/p>\n<p>Well, young lass&#8230; I know what you are thinking. I just bought a man for X thousands of dollars&#8230; Will I get my Return on Investment?!<\/p>\n<p>650-566-9600.<\/p>\n<p>Boom!<\/p>\n<p>That is my telephone number and it is free with your purchase.  You see, I am EIR at a school that I could not even hope get into (MIT). In all fairness, I could have gotten in to MIT IF they had a baseball team. Anyway, I am EIR at a school that is basically out of my league. I am going to do more for entrepreneurship education using three parties than people who don&#8217;t party.<\/p>\n<p>I got that prestigious title by being the return on investment on an entire year&#8217;s tuition.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the preso that got that done. <embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/u8pqn4IBgPM&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I also made 33 Pieces of French Toast in a $$$ suit <embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/eqHhKVRYsc4&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This year I am hosting three conferences at MIT<\/p>\n<p>Ok, back to you the winner bidder. I will grant you twenty really good minutes in NYC with me between the dates of Sept 6 &#8211; 23. It is at a thing I do in NY. 20 really, really really good minutes<\/p>\n<p> <embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/BMyLcDaWazU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" \/> CEO of Duck9 Stanford University EIR (Entrepreneur in Residence)<\/p>\n<p>Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge 9 125 University Avenue\/ 100 Palo Alto CA 94301 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/ass\" >https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/ass<\/a> 650-566-9600 650-566-9696 (direct) 650-283-8008 (cell)<\/p>\n<p>**************** Editor of the BusinessWeek Channel &#8220;What They Don&#8217;t Teach at Business School&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\" >https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog<\/a> CNN Video Channel: <a href=\"https:\/\/ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang\" >https:\/\/ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Read my last 10 tweets at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.Twitter.com\/LarryChiang\" >https:\/\/www.Twitter.com\/LarryChiang<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Author, NY Times Bestseller <a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/?s=Ny+times+bestseller\" >https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/?s=Ny+times+bestseller<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School&#8221; comes out 11-11-14<\/p>\n<p>52 Cards. Two Jokers. What They DO Teach You at Stanford Engineering <embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/vDBY0GkI3-g&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Emergency swings and cutting deals as an 9 year old <embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OFGY7v9C4G0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>########## Duck9 is part of UCMS Inc. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ucms.com\" >https:\/\/www.ucms.com<\/a> 630-705-5555<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Think of this as an iPhone app for getting your Cosmo induced purchase to pan out financially. By Larry Chiang Good morning. I know what you did last night on June 21. (I was there) Well, young lass&#8230; I know what you are thinking. 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