{"id":8465,"date":"2016-09-04T15:24:04","date_gmt":"2016-09-04T19:24:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=8465"},"modified":"2016-09-08T17:14:21","modified_gmt":"2016-09-08T21:14:21","slug":"hot-mountain-view-bartender-melanie-do-4-things-before-we-meet-up-for-yoga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/hot-mountain-view-bartender-melanie-do-4-things-before-we-meet-up-for-yoga\/","title":{"rendered":"Hot Mountain View Bartender, “Melanie”, Do 4 Things Before We Meet Up (for Yoga*)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang<\/div>\n
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Melanie, you’re lucky I love the smell of beer (& coconut oil)!!!<\/div>\n
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While I have bad news: I’ve a fianc\u00e9.., the good news is that I can totally help you via email for your credit. [The yoga part of the equation at BayClubs is pending based on your ability to execute]. My email is larry@duck9.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\nLarry Chiang (@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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5\/30\/16, 9:12 AM<\/a><\/div>\n
A FICO credit score from “nil” to 800 starts with 24 on time payments #530Lytton<\/a>
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Okay, 4 things you need to do:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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9\/4\/16, 9:23 AM<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
4 things you need before your path to an 800 FICO, starts.\u00a0#AmexDuck9<\/a>. Text me for the $39.99 “bill”\u00a0#530Lytton<\/a>\u00a0pic.twitter.com\/9dWhWeF6eB<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n


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1\/ get a paper check, checkbook.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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The collection that you paid needs a paper trail. I’m so sorry that you paid a collection agency that will never tell the original creditor {Victoria’s Secret}<\/div>\n
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PoBox16589 = Victoria’s Secret.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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So let’s say your collection amount is $110. You paid it and now that’s disappeared into the ether. You need to pay another $110 (in new underwear:-), and keep that paper check.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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Why!? Because we are documenting credit minutiae and credit facts that present you in a positive light<\/span><\/div>\n
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\/2\/ Bring and get yourself to buy 31 letter size ( #10) envelopes<\/span><\/div>\n
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3\/ buy 31 Pixar envelopes from USPS’ EBAY store. Yes, the post office sells stamps online at eBay. No, you can’t use generic American flag stamps that you can buy at Stanford’s secret Safeway. Or Stanford University’s “white plaza<\/b>“.<\/div>\n
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4\/ bring a sharpie.<\/div>\n
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Collect together all four things and send me a pic via email. I’ll figure out a time to meetup<\/div>\n
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9\/4\/16, 11:55 AM<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
Growing up and trying to get a FICO into the 700s when zero journalists report on how a FICO exactly, starts\u00a0pic.twitter.com\/lpwM929pc8<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n


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The 10% is all you have at first. Yes, you start life with 2 or three strikes against you.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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THIS TWEET will remove one of the strikes against you.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n\n
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8\/29\/16, 8:05 AM<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
Phx. Near sky Harbor Airport. 85034.\u00a0#1825eBuckeyeRoad<\/a>\u00a0cc\u00a0#530Lytton<\/a>\u00a0PA CA 94301 (650) 566-9600\u00a0twitter.com\/larrychiang\/st\u2026<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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