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CEO of Duck9 Creepily Asks, “What Are You Doing For Spring Break

by Larry Chiang on January 3, 2017

CEO of Duck9, Larry (@6502838008)
America, where are you going for Spring Break? #SelfFundSellFun(damentals)

By Larry Chiang

There is puddy everywhere and my spring break hook up number is ZERO.
”Tis because I focus
All I see is FICO 770, FICO 775 and FICO 828

CEO of Duck9, Larry (@6502838008)
All I see: FICO 770, FICO 775 & FICO 828. 

(650) 283-8008

My first spring break was when I was a university of Illinois kappa sig. 

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
My over night success took 3 weeks and cost me a Kappa Sig spring break. #MadeAMill 1 month post #AugieGarrido

Should you choose to #SelfFundSellFun(damentals)… you would be knowledge activating this truth for a couple of hours per day on Spring Break:
Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
{College Spring Break} 24 on-time payments graduates a YOU w/a FICO of 750+. on-time payments = “1” 

Why is it called Duck9?
Deep Undergrad Credit Knowledge 9. It also means duck and avoid credit-code-9. 9’s are chargeoffs where a bank or Victoria’s Secret store card gives up trying to track you down to pay a $70 purchase of bras because Cost of Goods Sold was only ~ $7

Free shipping. Free gift cards. free gifts 
Victoria’s Secret #poBox16589
Google that PO box number and you will see how it applies to “Deep Undergrad Credit Knowledge”. As a hobby, I have a PhD in common sense

Text me!! I’m 6502838008 
Larry @duck9 {dot} com
(650) 283-8008

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