Clubhouse Bio 2/1/21

by Larry Chiang

VC.
Before becoming a vc, I was the VC whisperer.
How to Pitch VC bit.ly/howtopitchvc
How to Charm a VC Into Mentoring You bit.ly/vc0222d
Only on Clubhouse, “Confessions of a #DoucheBagWhisperer”. 9 VCs You Do NOT Want To Meet. I should know… have been 4-6 VCs you want to duck. 🐥 VCs
bit.ly/cs183vcVC
🐥 The 1x entrepreneur 🐥
Collegiate entrepreneur with one singular expertise: Credit knowledge bomb(s) arbitrage. Graduated engineering school as a millionaire and got another job at a Fortune 100. Set record with highest starting salary that still holds. 🐐
💣 Digging for knowledge bombs on clubhouse. Who should be mentoring me next
🐳What They Don’t Teach You in Business School I Learn Here on Clubhouse
🐼 I’m the guy who got into the verbal invite to Stanford for $2!! Yes, Stanford GSB let me in for $2.oo
Professor Irv Grousbeck’s textbook cost two bucks. New Business Ventures’s #stramgt353’s used textbook was/is $2.oo on my friend Jeff’s, Seattle website that sells books and now everything
Best arb is $2 arbitrage
Ditto, Warren Buffet. He got into Columbia on a verbal invite. Same with Jessica Mah getting verbally invited into Ycombinator 10-16-09.
🐥 I follow the Top 10 People on Clubhouse
In my notes and musings, I scandalously reveal how stuff really works and break it down. I am the🐳 #LarryChiang 🐳 that hacked the FICO algorithm using taxpayer funded websites I crawled. My mentor Mark McCormack wrote the book, “What They Don’t Teach You at Harvard Business School”. If you read my hilariously awesome “How to Get Man-Charm” and ‘How To Get a VC You Dont Know To Mentor You and Fund You’, we will be great friends here on Clubhouse
🏴‍☠️Think of me as a mother scratching magician. I am half ass smart as you but am in flow state leveraging Norepinephrine. And acetylcholine when I foci on the details.
For money in or money out via cashApp, Gemini, PayPal, Samurai Wallet… text me 650-283-8008
What experts won’t tell you about scaling up and starting up a FICO score of 800 https://youtu.be/cPL_uwh4wIg
Too lazy to copy paste this!?! Email me at 6502838008@duck9.com and I’ll Ping back the link. Texting my spam number is fine too
Michael Saylor https://youtu.be/nPt51vxTUFM
TRUE STORY, I’m the guy who intercepted a Tom Brady pass!! He tackled me at the goal, almost broke his finger! we were playing basketball
pic.twitter.com/wPo4V0UJ6C
My $10.10 fund theorem is “execute #externalAPI’s” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0