By Larry Chiang I don’t write recommendation letters, I write blog posts. It doesn’t matter that we are related, I’m not advocating you into a college. As my relative, you know that we Chiang’s do not do that. But as your kinda older cousin, I will mentor you (mentor you via a blog post not an awkward Chinatown lunch in Oakland— SO YUMMY THO!) If you are looking for a secret, silver bullet introduction, I’m sure those do not exist. What I am sure of is that there as a “super student” that Stanford not only will happily admit u…, it will EVEN GO SO FAR AS TO RECRUIT you. Let me stress and repeat: Stanford might actually call to seek out your 10th / 11th grader. First of all, they’re looking at Asian kids from Asia. Close to one third of the admit class will come from Asia. This isn’t what I’m talking about here. This is a bit of bad news as you, “my relative” are here (in America). Begin LARRY CHIANG advice: If you are ABC like me, you’d better play a varsity sport in your 9th grade (latest 10th grade). You must get perfect grades 9th grade, 10th grade & 11th grade. You, as my supposed, alleged, purported relative already have been hammering home entrepreneurship lessons. Put. That. Violin. Down. It’s sports. Its perfect grades/scores. It’s entrepreneurship. Entrepreneurship is tantamount for admitance right now. As an eight grade graduate, I’d enroll your spawn in to ENGR 145. It’s a high school student friendly class. It teaches the exact core curriculum as regular E145. Yes, there are grad students that take it in the summer too. Yes it is in the summer (June 25 – Aug 5 appx!) call to action #1 of FIVE: https://bit.ly/buster14512 call to action #2 of FIVE My Stanford Engineering video is 9:59 and introduces PHRASES YOU MUST GOOGLE and moves you, the quasi relative who’s 15, to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve call to action #3 of FIVE Your kid who is in the 9th grade or older actually isn’t allowed to speak to me because of NCAA booster rules. A booster is like an athletic supporter. Not like for your giggleberries, but an athletic supporter of athletes. I can, however publicly post an FAQ https://bit.ly/buster14512faq1 https://bit.ly/buster14512faq2 https://bit.ly/buster14512faq3 https://bit.ly/buster14512faq4 https://bit.ly/buster14512faq5 And a Facebook game that previous high school students https://bit.ly/buster145123qb They played this entrepreneur game when they were high school students and now they go to MIT. It’s a backup to Stanford. call to action #4 of FIVE Apply for a get into an elite summer sports camp at Stanford like for baseball or basketball. Have my li’l cousin kiss coach butt by TAKING NOTES IN A MOLESKIN OR A THREE RING BINDER. Remember, everyone thinks the 5’11, 11 year old is a dull tool because GROWING SO FAST MAKES YOU TALK SO SLOW. ALSO, DON’T BE ASIAN AND SKIMP ON SPORTING GOODS SUPPLYS You wouldn’t send my relative to calculass class with half a textbook and a sticky abacus— WOULD YOU? Buy em a about a grand of stuff Remember piano lessons don’t help you get admitted. Being recruited by an athletic coach does. If you’re related to me and 9 years old… Youre effen in luck HEY UNCLE LARRY didnt you go to University of Illinois? Yes. Yes I did. What’s your point? Look, if you don’t know about my being a high school (sports) hero, college zero, then there is zero way we are related call to action #5 of FIVE Read my mentors book. I read WTDTYAHBS when I was in high school. It helped me start an SAT/ACT prep class in Naperville at Nichols library (it’s the home of the original business incubator that accelerator’d me and Tony Hsieh
Dear Supposed Asian Relative Who Needs a Recommendation Letter
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