Larry Chiang, President and CEO Duck9.com

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I'll shoot you w/a nerf gun if you don't manage your credit.

11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.

24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.

A "one" is an on-time payment in credit reporting code.

A '9'=charged off bad-debt. You wanna duck 9s.

Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge (Duck 9's on your credit report. 9's are charge-offs)

"Making sure college credit virgins get deflowered right since 2004"

"Larry Chiang is an expert at the dark art of FICO score preparation"

from Paul Thompson, Founder Scottish American Capital

Harvard Business School '09

"Who needs Stanford Business School when you have Larry Chiang"

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Post by Keith McCullough on Being Long Energy

September 17, 2023

    Keith McCullough ⁦‪@KeithMcCullough‬⁩ LONG ENERGY: I was just looking at the Prime Brokerage positioning data (for hedge funds) Shocked to see the Net Long Energy Position right around 5 YEAR LOWS I guess a lot of PMs got burned bag-holding Energy from the mid-2022 highs… and didn’t get back in JUN/JUL 2023 pic.twitter.com/d29j9TdDAX […]

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The 80 IQ’er Meme is Larry CHIANG’s Meme from October 2008

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    ⚠️ BitcoinBekka is a 80 IQ’er⚠️ ⁦‪@GhostOfBekka‬⁩ ⁦‪@ICOffenderII‬⁩ showed up to the afterparty with 2 hot dates pic.twitter.com/KlQrVlGeEF   9/16/23, 1:33 PM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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Calling someone “Cassandra” bc they’re going around predicting doom

September 16, 2023

    Emmett Shear ⁦‪@eshear‬⁩ Calling someone “Cassandra” bc they’re going around predicting doom but obviously they’re just wrong…has to be about the biggest self-own through unintentionally apt metaphor ever.   9/16/23, 1:35 PM     Calling someone “Cassandra” bc they’re going around predicting doom but obviously they’re just wrong…has to be about the biggest […]

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Strike

September 16, 2023

BREAKING: In a strongly worded statement moments ago, the President of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, Suzanne P. Clark, squarely blamed President Biden for the historic strike by members of the United Auto Workers union, the first simultaneous walkout on all three major Detroit automakers.  According to Clark, the strike and subsequent fallout were attributed […]

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Post by Matthew Coy on AMC Dividend Runway

September 15, 2023

    Matthew Coy ⁦‪@MatthewDeCoy‬⁩ ⁦‪@nakedjockman‬⁩ Holy shit… that’s why he wiped out the 2026 Bond Debt!!! It’s all in that link you just posted!! The 2026 Bond is gone!! He’s gonna go after a Dividend, that’s was the Instrument holding the company back    9/14/23, 1:12 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, […]

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AMC Can Now Issue Dividends, LABCS1453

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    The Butcher of Wall Street Marcel Kalinovic ⁦‪@BossBlunts1‬⁩ 🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨#AMC CAN NOW ISSUE DIVIDENDS‼️ THE AMC BOND’S DEBT COVENANTS THAT HAVE PREVENTED ⁦‪@AMCTheatres‬⁩ FROM ISSUING DIVIDENDS, APPEAR TO HAVE BEEN PAID OFF BY AMC WITH THEIR FRESH INFUSION OF $325 MILLION IN CASH RAISED BY THEIR 40 MILLION SHARE ISSUANCE COMPLETED SEPT… pic.twitter.com/6StIWwEXEo […]

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Post by CEO of Duck9, Larry Chiang at (650) 283-8008 on Entrepreneurship When you are still a nobody, putting your phone number on your site is probably the best growth hack. Hashtag DoThingsThatDontScale

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When you are still a nobody, putting your phone number on your site is probably the best growth hack. #DoThingsThatDontScale     Kai ⁦‪@huangchikai‬⁩ When you are still a nobody, putting your phone number on your site is probably the best growth hack. #DoThingsThatDontScale   11/11/16, 7:16 PM     WordPress’d     CEO of Duck9, […]

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5 Times Square currently has 23 of 33 of its office floors empty and available for lease.

September 14, 2023

    Covered Land Play ⁦‪@UntrendedYOC‬⁩ RXR purchased 5 Times Square with partners for $1.5 billion in 2014. After its original anchor tenant, EY, announced it was leaving for Hudson Yards, Rechler spent $300 million to upgrade the building with new amenities, including common areas In January of 2022, Roku, agreed to… pic.twitter.com/TaZulfZmzT   9/13/23, […]

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Why So Few Female VCs

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Risk

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    Jimmy Song (송재준) ⁦‪@jimmysong‬⁩ I’ve been in this space for years. I’ve watched many people crash and burn. The people that last both stick to their guns and don’t take stupid risks. This is in contrast to the fiat world where fluid opinions are rewarded and stupid risks are bailed out.   9/12/23, […]

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