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Sweaty Boobs = Higher FICO

by Larry Chiang on May 25, 2016

By Larry Chiang

When I see sweaty boobs at 7:57am on vacation in Napa…, I think: *shopping cart FICO score augmentation de la Vicky’s Secret* using signature credit recipe that’s street smart. Literally. #poBox16589

Yup, #poBox16589 is a curated recipe of starting up your FICO score if you’re a female that wants to graduate college with a FICO credit score over 800.  Yes, *800*

My supermodel friend “Jessica”
[stop assuming that we Asian males who are 6’5″ have height augmentation] Sounds ludicrous correct!?!

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
“Soft pull.” Lingo, jargon & inside industry language for advertiser credit inquiry #poBox16589


Inside Stanford engineering, there are a slew of GuaGuaGuacamole business recipes. These signature business protocols mimic starting up a FICO score by starting up your startup’s revenue. Starting = hard. 

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
Shopping Cart Tricks. = *


Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
Put 30 bucks worth of bras into a shopping cart. Apply for credit. #poBox16589


News. The Victoria Secret catalog ships out of Columbus Ohio. #poBox16589
The sweaty books are meant to lubricate and reduced sales friction. What boobs are you reading!?!
Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
While the catalog is outie,
The credit score recipe,
#poBox16589” is still innie.
Someone hug me sweaty!


I dunno his name but I do know Oski the cal bear. If you want a pic of him or me shirtless and sweaty, turnabout is FairPlay. 

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