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Supermodel Says Whaaaaa

by Larry Chiang on November 27, 2019

Larry Chiang has a J.B.A., Jedi in Business Administration. He debuted, “What They Don’t Teach You at Stanford Business School” at Harvard.

Larry Chiangby Larry Chiang

Bear with me a moment…
Yes, bear
In super model training school, they taught us to make that burlap bag or smock, shine. It’s an exercise where the model is parlaying their sexiness into selling the general public on wearing a burlap bag. 
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Solid line equals my sexiness
Dotted line is wearing really loose fitting basketball shorts that almost look like a skirt 
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Baggy
Supermodel says, “learn to make the technology of voicemail, shine”. 

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I see voicemail like it’s a $100-bill. Sure it’s an old technology but not using voicemail ever is just what losers think. VM is not the plague. Voicemail is how to do fossil whispering. Like a dog whisperer can talk to dogs, a fossil whisperer can get seasoned business executives to take action. 


For example, Barack Obama


Leaving him a “voicemail” helped @tiffani attend a 3-day conference at the White House, lawn. 

Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang)
Like a Jedi using a sabre, i used “voicemail” to slam ??@tiffani?? into #SXSL via 202-45x-xxxx {& dm’D ??@BarackObama?? :-} pic.twitter.com/zRh4zRdpBX

Calling Barack Obama on the landline 3x is different from calling him on his cellphone 3X


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Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang)
Big thanks to everyone for the nominations for South by South Lawn #SXSL at ??@WhiteHouse??! See my topic: “#Duck9” bit.ly/lchiang710 


Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang)
Voicemail. 

A Jedi is so backwards in fashion that it actually makes jaws, drop. VM is a tool used by padawans a long, long time ago. Scoff or join. 

U pick #howToNotGoBankruptAsAnEntrepreneur Episode 6

Voicemailing people who do not know

– you 

– your expertise

– effort pic.twitter.com/ncZ5SAusuI

What can you do with this life hack!?!
Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang)
You can do a #SxSL 

It’d be life changing charge of confidence. I’ve 120,000 tweets about life’s inflection pts. 

President Barack Obama’s attendance would be pending your ability to semi cold email him an invite as you guess his gmail address and cc, my gmail

#Ch4.

Me and Mr Ronnie Lot use the 7,000 year old technology of a calendar to book next years Super Bowl housing at this year’s super bowl. The tech may be old but it’s okay to leverage
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Ronnie Lott is ike a Jedi who raised a fund. 

Blogged from my personal iPhone number, 650-283-8008, that Steve Jobs texted me on. Practice doing something cool by texting me a video voicemail. 
A video voicemail is where you take a selfie video that is 10 seconds to 2:20. For example, pic.twitter.com/ncZ5SAusuI 

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“Super model” is a sextuple entendre, pun. One meaning is ‘a super model for starting something up entrepreneurially such as getting an internship’ or a *super model for starting up a proprietorship to alleviate the Stanford engineering stress of doing a billion dollar startup*

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