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11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.

24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.

A "one" is an on-time payment in credit reporting code.

A '9'=charged off bad-debt. You wanna duck 9s.

Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge (Duck 9's on your credit report. 9's are charge-offs)

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by Larry Chiang on August 11, 2026

from woocommerce import API
import time
import csv
wcapi = API(
    url=”https://yoursite.com”,
    consumer_key=”ck_…”,
    consumer_secret=”cs_…”,
    version=”wc/v3″,
    timeout=30
)
# Loop through your CSV/JSON of 3000 items
for item in products:
    data = {
        “name”: item[“title”],
        “type”: “simple”,
        “regular_price”: item.get(“price”, “0”),
        “description”: item[“content”],
        “short_description”: item.get(“excerpt”, “”),
        “categories”: [{“id”: cat_id}],  # or create categories first
        “images”: [{“src”: img_url} for img_url in item.get(“images”, [])],
        “sku”: item.get(“sku”),
        # add meta_data, attributes, etc.
    }
    response = wcapi.post(“products”, data)
    # or use /products/batch for up to ~100 at a time
    time.sleep(1–2)  # respect rate limits
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Day 74, “34 Days Of Grok4 at AMC Theatres”

August 11, 2026

Larry Chiang, 650-283-8008 (@LarryChiang) on X x.com Grok (including Grok 4 / current versions) cannot directly log into your WordPress site or upload/publish pages for you.  It is a conversational AI—it can generate or process content, write code/scripts, explain steps, and help troubleshoot, but it has no ability to authenticate to external sites, run persistent […]

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Context Lay Her WordPress Post by Larry Chiang, 650-283-8008

August 11, 2026

https://x.com/larrychiang/status/2087191901627629598?s=43&t=zXw0VnDUU9g9Ec306BxNPw Grok or Claude can write/refine the full script, handle batch endpoints (/products/batch), error logging, duplicate SKU checks, and category creation. 3. AI-native options (Claude preferred here) •  WooCommerce MCP (official-ish in 2026): Connect Claude (or compatible clients) so you can say “Create these 20 products from the attached data” and it uses batch tools. […]

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chinese part of twitter is a literal gold mine, tech, design, hardware open weight models drop before anyone reports-my timeline is insanely crack right now.

August 11, 2026

chinese part of twitter is a literal gold mine. > tech. > design. > hardware. > open weight models drop before anyone reports it. my timeline is insanely crack right now. sui (@birdabo) 8K likes · 123 replies x.com chinese part of twitter is a literal gold mine. > tech. > design. > hardware. > […]

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Vassal State Proxy to Export Inflation JapaneseMaxxxxxing

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@SternDrewCrypto Richard Werner’s classic ‘Princes of the Yen’ succinctly outlines how the BOJ were set up to replace the indigenous Minsitry of Finance from the start & turn Japan into a vassal state where they have remained ever since. A proxy for the FED to export inflation. TaxFodder (@Coldhardface) 36 likes · 3 replies x.com […]

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Promissory Estoppel

August 9, 2026

Promissory Estoppel Larry Chiang, 650-283-8008 (@LarryChiang) x.com •  Larry Chiang posted the standalone phrase “Promissory Estoppel,” referring to the contract law doctrine that enforces a promise if the promisee reasonably relied on it and suffered detriment, even without traditional consideration. •  Chiang, who positions himself as involved with GameStop and AMC while teaching business concepts […]

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What They Don’t Teach You At YC Tuesday Night Dinners

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Always be hunting for $200,000 opportunities. vantagefran.com This is sharp writing. The core reframe lands cleanly: most people are running maintenance mode while the high-leverage operator is constantly scanning for the version of the situation that can be turned into real money. Once that lens is installed, the rest of the night becomes practical instrumentation […]

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Creek and the Cave’s “Banana Phone” Show, Cum!

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Creek and the Cave’s “Banana Phone” is a free Sunday 10pm open-mic/heckle-roast comedy show in Austin, TX (at The Creek and The Cave, 611 East 7th Street). Heckers “ring in,” comics roast each other hard, and it’s known as a raw, comics-heavy room that’s easier to access than bigger shows.  Larry Chiang (entrepreneur, Duck9/credit guy, […]

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Cold The Coldcard RNG bug 11 months ago and never reported it because they didn’t acknowledge me on the first one I reported

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Just confirmed, I found the Coldcard RNG bug 11 months ago and never reported it because they didn’t acknowledge me on the first one I reported. Student Of Things (@studentofthings) 3K likes · 89 replies x.com Just confirmed, I found the Coldcard RNG bug 11 months ago and never reported it because they didn’t acknowledge […]

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Self Custody Neg PR

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I seriously doubt there is a single honest person screaming “self-custody is dead.” The only people proclaiming that are paid agents for intel agencies, banks, DOJ, Blackrock, etc. The fact that anyone is saying this is itself strong circumstantial evidence the Cold Card Chris Masterjohn (@ChrisMasterjohn) 55 likes · 5 replies x.com Chapter 1 to […]

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