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Bears Thesis Is Dead

by Larry Chiang on March 30, 2026

– Adam Livingston’s post dismisses bearish claims of Bitcoin’s “broken structure” after a 50% drawdown to ~$66,000, using a power-law model to show the price is 47% below its long-term trend, with rising R² accuracy indicating maturing adoption rather than collapse.
– The embedded video introduces log-periodic oscillations around this trend, framing volatility as inherent mean-reversion cycles; it projects Bitcoin’s next peak at $508,000 by mid-2028, suggesting the 2022-2026 period was a prolonged bear market primed for reversion.
– Applying the model to MicroStrategy (MSTR), Livingston estimates $5,000 per share by 2036 from current holdings alone—yielding ~0.0022 BTC exposure per share after senior claims—at a $2.24 million Bitcoin price, capturing just 0.19% of a $47 trillion network value against global wealth.
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🔥THE BITCOIN BEARS ARE COMPLETELY COOKED + MSTR TO $5,000?!?🔥
Bitcoin dumps 50 percent and suddenly every economically illiterate ghoul with a WiFi signal starts acting like they just solved the markets.
“It’s over.”
“The structure is broken.”
“The bubble finally popped.”
Fantastic. Incredible work, Sherlock. 
You saw a volatile asset be volatile and concluded that fifteen years of price history, adoption, market structure, and cyclical mean reversion were all just a shared hallucination.
In this video, I break down a Bitcoin model that says the bears may be COMPLETELY COOKED, and why it means $5,000 MSTR even if Saylor never buys another Bitcoin:image1.jpeg


Chapter 1 to Chapter 14’s an “Easter Egg” at #ch1 to #ch14. Including #ch2 which’s chapter 2 at my house in Napa California


On 09-09-39, “What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” debuts at 300 w 44th St at New York Fashion Week’s front row
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What A Super Model Can Teach a Harvard MBA About Credit www.slideshare.net/larrychiang/what-a-super-model-can-teach-a-harvard-mba-about-credit

American Express hosts me mentoring you about FICO scores at New York Fashion Week
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My video boils down 20,000 hours and moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve 
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52 Cards. Two Jokers. What They DO Teach You at Stanford Engineering
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Emergency swings and cutting deals as an 9 year old
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Hunter Pence shared thoughts before winning WORLD SERIES’ Game #7
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