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Steak Shake Simped Shitcoin

by Larry Chiang on October 12, 2025

image0.jpeg– Steak ‘n Shake, which adopted Bitcoin Lightning Network payments chain-wide in May 2025, launched an X poll on October 11 asking if it should accept Ethereum payments, promising to follow the results, but suspended it hours later when ETH led 51-49% amid backlash from Bitcoin maximalists.
– The decision, signed by “Steaktoshi” (likely CEO Sardar Biglari’s pseudonym), reaffirms the chain’s Bitcoin allegiance, sparking divided replies: Bitcoin supporters praised the reversal, while Ethereum advocates criticized it as lacking integrity.
– Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin endorsed the suspension in a separate post, noting it avoids “poll-driven” crypto adoption and aligns with decentralized principles, underscoring ongoing tribal tensions in the crypto community. 

 
 
Steak ‘n Shake
⁦‪@SteaknShake‬⁩
Poll suspended. Our allegiance is with Bitcoiners. You have spoken. Who even allowed this? I’m back at my desk.

– Steaktoshi

 
10/11/25, 9:13 PM
 
 


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