Chapter 7: Bang Less, Get Ahead by fake Larry Chiang

Larry Chiang’s 5th book, WTDTYASBS, launched at a Harvard Law School keynote, so he knows about grand openings (He even attends and promotes the ones he isn’t invited to also). As CEO of Duck9, he leads an army to help college student consumers get a FICO over 770. Post H.L.S. keynote, Harvard Business wrote: “What They Don’t Teach You at Stanford Business School” (his latest Harbus post: “Setting an intention for SXSWi”.

How to Bang Less to Get Ahead

Alright, so you’ve made it this far in the book, and you’re probably thinking, “Wow, this is some real expert advice on how to become a ladies’ man.” But hold on to your horses, because we’ve been playing a little game of misdirection this whole time.

Let me drop a truth bomb on you: this book is actually about how to get ahead in business. That’s right, you heard me. All those skills you’ve been honing in the dating world can actually be applied to the cutthroat world of entrepreneurship.

In this chapter, we’re going to delve into why banging less can actually lead to more success in your career. Trust me, it’s not just about avoiding STDs and clingy partners. We’ll explore the skills you’ve already developed as a serial dater, and how you can channel them towards achieving your professional goals.

First up, let’s talk about why banging less is actually a good thing. I know, I know, it sounds counterintuitive, but hear me out. When you’re constantly chasing tail, you’re not leaving much time or energy for anything else. Your focus is on the next conquest, not on your long-term goals. By learning to prioritize and say no to distractions, you can actually make more headway in your career.

And speaking of priorities, that’s our next topic. We’ll explore how to determine what’s really important to you, and how to allocate your time and resources accordingly. Because let’s face it, you can’t do everything, and trying to will just lead to burnout and disappointment.

But don’t worry, we’re not going to leave you hanging. We’ll also talk about the skills you already possess as a proficient dater that can be applied to the business world. We’re talking networking, communication, and salesmanship, just to name a few.

So buckle up, my friends, because we’re about to take this ride from the bedroom to the boardroom. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find that special someone along the way. But that’s just a bonus.

Why Bang Less?

Let’s get down to business. In this section, we’re going to talk about why banging less can actually lead to more success in your career. And no, we’re not just talking about avoiding STDs and clingy partners. Although those are definitely valid reasons to pump the brakes on your dating life.

Here’s the thing, when you’re constantly chasing tail, you’re not leaving much time or energy for anything else. Your focus is on the next conquest, not on your long-term goals. And let’s face it, success in business doesn’t just happen overnight. It takes hard work, dedication, and a willingness to put in the time and effort.

But don’t take my word for it, let’s look at some examples. Take Elon Musk, for instance. The man is a genius when it comes to entrepreneurship, but you don’t see him out there chasing skirts. Nope, he’s too busy running multiple companies and changing the world.

Or how about Oprah Winfrey? She’s one of the most successful media moguls of all time, but she didn’t get there by putting her love life first. She prioritized her career, and as a result, she’s a billionaire with a media empire.

Now, we’re not saying that you have to give up dating altogether. We’re just suggesting that you take a step back and evaluate how much time and energy you’re putting into it. Are you sacrificing your career goals for a quick lay? Are you missing out on opportunities because you’re too focused on getting laid?

By learning to prioritize and say no to distractions, you can actually make more headway in your career. So next time you’re thinking about swiping right, ask yourself, “Is this really worth my time and energy?” You might be surprised by the answer.

The Skills You Already Just Learned

In this section of the chapter, we’re going to take a closer look at the skills you’ve already learned in the dating world that can be applied to your business pursuits. That’s right, you’ve been honing your skills as a networker, communicator, and salesman without even realizing it.

Remember that time you successfully approached a woman at a bar? You were confident, engaging, and knew exactly what to say to make her interested in you. Those are the same skills you need to approach potential clients or investors in the business world. And just like in the dating world, it’s all about building relationships.

Let’s talk about networking, for example. You’ve learned how to make women feel comfortable, reduce your intimidation factor, and tread lightly on the subject of “woke” topics. These same skills can be applied to networking in the business world, where you want to make potential clients or investors feel comfortable and confident in your abilities.

And speaking of confidence, that’s another skill you’ve been building without even realizing it. When you’re successful in the dating world, it’s because you exude confidence and know your worth. The same goes for the business world. If you don’t believe in yourself and your abilities, no one else will either.

But it’s not just about confidence and networking. You’ve also learned how to prioritize your goals, manage your time, and adapt to different situations. These are all crucial skills in the business world, where you need to be able to juggle multiple projects, stay organized, and pivot when necessary.

So don’t discount the skills you’ve learned in the dating world. They may seem unrelated to business and entrepreneurship, but in reality, they’re the foundation for success in any field. Who knew that becoming a “vagina whisperer” could actually make you a better businessman?

Prioritizing Your Goals, Bang-Per-Time-Invested

It’s time to get real with yourself, my friends. Are you spending more time chasing tail than you are pursuing your professional goals? If the answer is yes, it’s time to reevaluate your priorities. And trust me, you’re not alone. Larry Chiang himself has tweeted about the importance of setting and achieving professional goals, stating that “your dating life can be infinitely better when you’ve got a foundation of a great career.”

Another way to look at this is your bangs-per-time-invested ratio (BPTI). Are you investing 45 hours of your time per week to bang once? Or are you banging 12 times per month by investing 45 minutes per week? You want to spend as little time as possible to bang, but even then you don’t want that ratio to be too high because then you would not be banging less and getting ahead.

So how do we go about prioritizing our goals? It’s all about taking a step back and examining what’s truly important to us. Are we pursuing our passions and career aspirations, or are we getting caught up in the thrill of the chase? Once we’ve identified our priorities, we can then develop strategies for time management and prioritization, including delegation and outsourcing.

Larry Chiang has also emphasized the importance of focusing on long-term career success over short-term dating satisfaction, stating that “dating is a distraction from business. If you date too much, you won’t have time for business.” It’s all about finding a balance between our personal and professional lives, and recognizing that one can’t come at the expense of the other.

But don’t think that all those skills you’ve developed as a proficient dater are going to waste. They can actually be applied to the business world, specifically when it comes to networking, communication, and salesmanship. As Larry Chiang has tweeted, “networking is icky, but necessary.” By honing your communication skills and building strong relationships, you can create opportunities for yourself in the business world.

So, my friends, it’s time to bang less and get ahead. Prioritizing our goals and focusing on long-term career success can lead to greater fulfillment and success in all areas of our lives. And who knows, maybe we’ll even find that special someone who supports and encourages our professional aspirations. It’s a win-win situation.

Avoiding Distractions

When it comes to dating, there are a ton of distractions that can keep you from achieving your professional goals. Social media and dating apps can be major culprits, taking up precious time and mental energy that could be spent on your career. As Larry Chiang pointed out on Twitter, “Social media is designed to addict you to more social media. Your venture capitalist loves it because he knows you won’t have time for outside distractions like hobbies or golf or lunch.”

But it’s not just social media and dating apps that can distract you. It’s important to be aware of other common distractions, such as excessive partying, focusing on short-term relationships rather than long-term goals, and even just spending too much time and energy on grooming and fashion. As entrepreneur and author Tim Ferriss puts it, “Most people are fast to stop you before you get started but hesitate to get in the way if you’re moving.”

So how can you avoid these distractions and stay focused on your professional goals? One strategy is to set clear boundaries and goals for yourself. Determine what is truly important to you, and create a plan for achieving those goals. This might involve setting aside specific times for social media and dating, or limiting your time spent on these activities altogether.

Another strategy is to prioritize your time and energy. As entrepreneur and investor Mark Cuban said, “Time is your most valuable asset. Splitting your time and energy between too many things will dilute your focus.” By focusing on what truly matters and saying no to distractions, you can channel your energy towards achieving success in your career.

Finally, it’s important to have self-discipline and self-control. As the ancient philosopher Aristotle once said, “Through discipline comes freedom.” By exercising self-discipline and resisting the urge to give in to distractions, you can achieve true freedom in your professional and personal life.

In conclusion, avoiding distractions is key to achieving success in both your dating life and your career. By being aware of common distractions, setting clear boundaries and goals, prioritizing your time and energy, and exercising self-discipline, you can stay focused on what truly matters and achieve your goals. As entrepreneur and author Jim Rohn once said, “Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day.”

Conclusion

In conclusion, we’ve learned that banging less can actually lead to more success in your career. By learning to prioritize and say no to distractions, you can make more headway in your professional goals. Larry Chiang himself has emphasized the importance of focusing on long-term career success over short-term dating satisfaction, stating that “if you date too much, you won’t have time for business.”

But that’s not to say that you have to give up dating altogether. As we’ve discussed, the skills you’ve already learned in the dating world can be applied to your business pursuits. Networking, communication, and salesmanship are just a few examples of these transferable skills.

So how do you balance dating and business success? It’s all about finding a healthy balance and prioritizing what truly matters to you. As entrepreneur and author Grant Cardone put it, “Success is not something that happens to you; it’s something that happens because of you and the actions you take.” By prioritizing your long-term career goals and using your dating skills to get ahead in your professional life, you can achieve success in all areas of your life.

In the end, it’s important to remember that banging less isn’t just about avoiding STDs and clingy partners. It’s about prioritizing your time and energy, setting clear goals and boundaries, and exercising self-discipline and self-control. As entrepreneur and investor Naval Ravikant once said, “The best time to start working on your success is yesterday. The second-best time is today.” So start now, my friends, and see how far your skills as a proficient dater can take you in the business world.