Chapter 10: Interrogating Vagina by fake Larry Chiang

Larry Chiang’s 5th book, WTDTYASBS, launched at a Harvard Law School keynote, so he knows about grand openings (He even attends and promotes the ones he isn’t invited to also). As CEO of Duck9, he leads an army to help college student consumers get a FICO over 770. Post H.L.S. keynote, Harvard Business wrote: “What They Don’t Teach You at Stanford Business School” (his latest Harbus post: “Setting an intention for SXSWi”.

Are you ready to become a vagina whisperer? It’s time to put your interrogation skills to good use by motivating and helping women “become” instead of just staying stuck at “being”. And how do we do this? It’s simple: we use the PQRST method to speed read women and help them become the best version of themselves.

First, we need to build a model or framework of who each woman is. This means really getting to know them, their interests, their fears, and their goals. Then, we use PQRST — Preview, Question, Read, Summarize, Test — to gain insight into their lives and help them overcome any obstacles that are holding them back. And remember, this is not just regular chess, it’s 9D chess, because we’re not just playing with time, we’re playing with the very essence of who they are.

When we ask women questions, we’re not just trying to gather information, we’re helping them become. By challenging them to think deeply about their lives and goals, we’re giving them the tools to take control of their destiny and become the best version of themselves.

And let’s not forget about mentoring girls on a threeway and showing them how their vagina is wired. It may sound strange, but by educating them on their own anatomy and sexuality, we’re empowering them to take ownership of their bodies and their sexuality.

But what about those women who live in two cities? According to our expert, Larry Chiang, there’s something wrong in their life. By using our interrogation skills, we can help these women identify and overcome any obstacles that are preventing them from thriving in their chosen environment.

In the end, becoming a vagina whisperer is about using our interrogation skills for good. It’s about motivating and helping women become the best version of themselves, and giving them the tools to take control of their lives and their destinies. So let’s get to work, and start making a difference in the world, one vagina at a time.