Consent and The Retraction of Consent

Question

I never know what you’re talking about

Answer:

Legally, this is for entertainment purposes only. Figuratively this is the most 4D chess article ever written on “dating in the workplace”

Aside from the obvious, ‘don’t tip the tip of your penis into the company’s bullpen cubicles’ reverberation of dont-dip-your-tip-into-the-company-ink advice, you pulled a YC and married / dated your cofounder, cohort and co-conspirator. Well, now let us explore consent and the females’ attempt to retract consent. Let’s hypothesize why and develop some countermeasures so that we do not lose our 2 350,000/ year coding jobs.

Do you consent? Comment that you consent for my big brain to come inside your less legal eagle / non Harvard Law School brain

Men.

Men have to play the dating game on hard mode

Men have to enter the sexual market place on egg shells because consent can be transferred but also retracted. Plus, it’s all verbal.

Verbal agreements remind me to remind you that

– #oneWayLettersOfIntent

– #internalEscrow

Help you avoid bankruptcy by leveraging verbal agreements. What I’m saying is that your baby burgeoning company has a reduced likelihood of bankruptcy if utilize “One Way Letters of Intent” and *Internal Escrow”. {Citation #ch10; #WTDTYASBS}

Consent given verbally has a chance of morphing over time. We see papered contractual deals changing. After an inked contract, the deal terms can get squirrelly

Let’s get into an example

There is a social media executive. We will call him Yoel Roth because that’s his name. He wanted to explore consent in a way that the student could give consent for their teacher to have sex with a student.

There are laws against this type of “dating”; they’re called statutory rape. Writing a PhD thesis at Penn about age of consent is the same social media alumni.

Elon Musk fired Yoel Roth. Exhibit 4 or 5

Example 2

You’re a female unicorn founder and I sit on your board. We casually dated because you’re tall, blonde, street smart and charming. We never went all the way and that’s always irked you. Thank you for adhering to my complex weave and maze of consent

Now, Larry Chiang is casually dating someone 5 years younger. And by casually, I mean 2 pictures together not taken by paparazzi but by Instagram “T.A.G.S”. Two tags and SHE EVEN LIKED TWO POSTS.

2 liked posts back-to-back = committed relationship in 2024

Female unicorn founder feels slighted.

She changes my financial deal

And then, like a beta male, I retract consent and make her review my pronouns

As a trans trans gender, I was okay with first base. 1st base is kissing. Second base (my chest) was verbally authorized on Interaction #21. Third base was just a blurrr but I just let it slide

Now as a beta male scorned, I’m out for blood. My step one is to retract consent for your third base and not my 3B. Too inside baseball!? Well 3b is below the waistline coming and going

To the next 5 blondes, I