Mentorship and When It Breaks Down

Mentorship. And when it breaks down

So I study, curate, annotate, cite, source, measure, track and motivationally listen to mentorship at a level that’s very detailed. if I set down my Chinese emotional baggage, I’d be honest and say that I am number one in the topic of, “mentorship“

That’s not shit talking at a white person or black person level of Trash Talk… This is Chinese mail, proof-of-work smack talk

Mentorship. There are four types of mentors, superstar, mentor, cohort, mentor, junior, mentor, and default mentor

To repeat

Now that we’ve defined everything. what I’m paying attention to within mentorship, and how I parse, cidre”, batch, collate and Pattern iterate, let us look into mentorship, and Wyatt breaks down

*cidre is Latin for cut

✅Number one.

You weren’t ready for a mentor. There’s a quote that says when a decision is made, providence moves to

When you make a life goal, the universe provides the teacher when the student is ready.

Are you ready?

✅ mentorship breaks down when you’re not ready to meet a mentor

PQRST

Let’s shift into high gear from neutral because up until now, everything‘s been pedantic. So, the next and subsequent points are all engineered to have you springboard from a starter mentor. You see, you’ve never had a mentor before and you’re kind of a shitty mentee

Lol!! Like a starter wife I am your starter mentor. A starter wife is the polite one that you quickly divorce because you made wife changing money. A starter mentor is your mentor that bursts your mentor Hyman. No one wants to be your first mentor* Footnote number one. See the very bottom

✅ so just as your Instagram is fake as fuck, we’re going to get you a fake ass mentor that is a celebrity mentor

That’s what you’re looking for right the Instagram mentor

That’s what you’re looking for right is something sexy that does the work for you. You asked for it this is what you’re getting

✅ your fake ass mentor that literally cannot mentor you is, “Mark McCormack“

I mean how can a dude who died in 2005 even mentor you?

Does this sound familiar to you?

I mean I took a book from 1983 and I got guest lecturing gigs at three colleges

🐼 MIT

🐼 Harvard law school

🐼 #stanford engineering for over five years

✅ mentorship breaks down when you try to bring your mentor down

True story you’ve never had a mentor, so anybody who remotely resembles having a positive result you tear down. This is why there is such a thing as default mentor

✅ mentorship breaks down when you have future imposter complex

✅ mentorship breaks down when you’re in inner Civil War

✅ mentorship breaks down when you have scarcity mindset.

✅ mentorship breaks down when you hear a complement and then you fire off a feminist war cry new paragraph

✅ mentorship breaks down when you say to a 6 foot five Chinese guy who’s 215.8 pounds, “that sounds like advice a Caucasian male who is 5 foot nine and 200 pounds would give at a school like University of Cincinnati.

Bearcats suck.

Horns down

Don’t you think“

✅ mentorship breaks down when a adult male violated you when you were a child below 17.5 years old

Your heel, Ross, Ross, Ross, Ross Ross are OTHROTH

Twitter head of safety, your heel Roth, he had a PhD thesis in consent of minors for teachers that wanted to fornicate their students. PhD thesis at Penn still public.

✅ mentorship breaks down when all you do is gather more knowledge, and not execute with the knowledge that your mentor transferred already

✅Mentorship breaks down when you need a person of your exact ethnicity, socioeconomic class, age, everything

Footnote explained using a ✅ at the bottom of this Duck9, Stanford engineering, Stanford, student, athletic booster, Stanford, student athlete, goat, whisperer of Stanford, women’s swimmers, who become a unicorn, and vagina whisperer to every blonde unicorn in the United States of America as of March 19, 2024

Footnote this bitches: You go back, and you think a teacher that you were a Cunt to

Remember this article is called mentorship, and when it breaks down and you’re having a crappy time being a mentee, you realize that your life isn’t quite where you wanted it to be and you know deep in your soul that having a mentor would help you get there

 so when mentorship breaks down you’re going to have to break yourself down and be thankful of three good teachers and apologize for not sending a thank you card that cost $.99 quicker. You’re also going to reach out to your worst teacher and also send them a thank you card , I just help you solve your life’s constipation which is no mentor who’s a superstar is going to touch you with a 10 foot pole

No mentor is going to get on the phone with you let alone meet up for a coffee

If you’re a female and you’re dating for strength and security, you need to internalize this article along with another article, called, “how to ask for money “

Because when you do dating as if you’re getting mentored, then you will speed seduce any heterosexual eight figure man who’s 5 foot 6 to 6 foot 5

5 foot six

5‘6“ to 6‘5“ a question

Math question for the comments  if Larry Chiang had eight figures before undergrad at the University of Illinois, how many thousands is the minimum number of thousands he would half

Math question where you answer in the comments. If Larry Chiang had earned nine figures before graduating University of Illinois with a bevy of engineering awards, what’s the minimum number of millions ?

✅ you’re welcome

Mentorship and when it breaks down is when you are not thankful so if you’ve read this far you’ve probably done two things already so send me a gift between $.75 and $1.10 my Venmo is my full name 

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