How investment works at the Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Larry Chiang, and probably Nico Hoerner Level

By Larry Chiang

How money works.

This is how to work at a party you host. At a Mike Jordan, Tom Brady celebrity golf invitational, student athletes swapped moneymaking, and money investing strategies. It is common for birds of a feather to invest risk free together.

How investment works at the Michael Jordan level

Jordan and Chiang mentored Brady. Set aside your Calculator.… Because the math on this is going to be super easy

Athletes used to go bankrupt investing. MC Hammer used to go bankrupt “investing”. This is Michael Jordan, Mark McCormack, and Tom Brady method of investing via Larry Chiang investing. I’m not just going to risk house money…, I’m going to risk your money and house money.

People call me the goat. Greatest Oriental Asian tall. Remember I’m the guy who asked Jerry Rice about whether or not his undergraduate alma mater had a goat for a mascot. Jerry Rice told me at bay club: “Larry you know goat. Greatest. of. All. Time.”

We were between sets working out

This is Jerry Rice Junior UCLA alum

This is how math works

If you want me to invest $25 million, go ahead and deposit $37 million. After you deposit $37 million I’ll think about investing $15 million.

Take it or leave it bitch. I am Mike fucking Jordan. On Mother’s Day I’m here to let you know that I am Larry motherfucking Chiang.

Nico Horner, homers off of Paul Skeens MLB debut. Nico Horner is my mentor. Guess how you would get Nico Horner to invest 25 units of money

Perhaps deposit 37 units of money and him and his agent and his Asian will think about investing 15 units of money. Go Cubs.

If you don’t know who Michael Jordan is, he’s the guy who lost to Larry Chiang in basketball one on one. After I swished the game-winning three ball, Jordan walked off the court and yelled

Your grandchildren will never believe you.

And then he went and pumped more weights than I thought a human could ever lift. Befuddled I told nobody.

A week later at PF Chiang’s… Jordan said

What lies has Chiang been telling all of you y’all? No one knew what Mike was talking about. Mike Jordan remembers my full name because after I beat him, I told no one.

Jordan has been mentoring Tom Brady since 2000

Tom Brady had his emails audited by the courts and he’s documented in over 13 emails about having to pay for a pool cover out of pocket

I’m pretty sure Brady requires you to deposit seven units of money before “investing “five units of money