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Christmas and Kevin Malone’s Song

by Larry Chiang on December 16, 2024

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“It’s the most wonderful squeeze of the year!
With the prices exploding,
The shorts are imploding,
The MOASS is near!
It’s the most wonderful squeeze of the year!
It’s the game we’re all stopping for sure!
With Ryan Cohen leading,
The apes all proceeding
To buy and secure!
It’s the game we’re all stopping for sure!
There’ll be shills out there spreading
Some FUD to start dreading,
But apes, hold the line with great cheer!
We’ll keep on DRS’ing,
The algos are stressing,
It’s time for their worst time of year!
It’s the fall of corruption, we cheer!
Robinhood’s shady dealings,
And Ken Griffin’s scheming,
Are all crystal clear!
It’s the fall of corruption, we cheer!
Oh, the apes will remember this fight,
As the shorts meet their doom,
And the hedgies go boom—
Hold your shares, it’s our right!
It’s the most wonderful squeeze of the night!
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL SQUEEZE OF THE YEAR!”

 
 
Kevin Malone
⁦‪@Malone_Wealth‬⁩
“It’s the most wonderful squeeze of the year!
With the prices exploding,
The shorts are imploding,
The MOASS is near!
It’s the most wonderful squeeze of the year!

It’s the game we’re all stopping for sure!
With Ryan Cohen leading,
The apes all proceeding
To buy and secure!
It’s

 
12/16/24, 8:27 AM
 
 

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