Drizzle Drizzle
I wanted to call this article
“Cash flow positive dating”
#SoftGuyEra
#drizzleDrizzle
You see I did some thing in Silicon Valley that was considered unheard of. I solve the problem of multi multi millionaires dating with a budget of $50 for the first five dates. Let me stress $50 for five dates so basically $10 per date.
In essence, it was chapter 2 of a book called dumb it down sandbagging for success: the $50 rule
There was even accounting principles for the $50 rule which coincidentally was chapter 3 of the book “dumb it down sand, begging for success“
Problem
You’re damned if you are the founder of PayPal you’re damned if you’re not the founder of PayPal… So let us date as if our name is similar to the founder of PayPal but we only have $50 to charm, romance, woo, influence and convince you that going on $10 dates is a good plan
Enter drizzle drizzle
Enter #SoftGuyEra
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Enter, “I am the table”
Hold onto your butt because I’m about to explain to you Silicon Valley dating 6.9 which is cash flow positive dating
Like that 5 foot three Chinese guy who talks about buying real estate no money down, I’m a 6 foot five Chinese guy rocking 88 IQ points telling you that each date should be cash flow positive
Drizzle.
Drizzle.
How to give a good phone
Last time I checked talking on the phone is relatively free
#CS183Phone
What to do when you’re actually out on a date where she even verbally said yeah I’ll pay
And now, the waiter or waitress present you with the bill
✅ do nothing
✅ continue to do nothing
✅ practice doing nothing even though paying $140 is like losing $4500 on one hand of blackjack sitting at the big boy table where your house money winnings are up above five figures
✅ keep your hands above the table and look deeply in her eyes. Her eyes meaning your dates, eyes, not the waiter or waitress.
✅ if the silence is too much to bear, tell the restaurant money collector that she’s gonna need more time
https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0
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