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Eve, Merry Christmas Again
The gifts just keep on pouring outta me!! Santa versus Larry Chiang?! Chiang bang!
Rudolph versus Brady? Rudolph
Easter Bunny vs Larry Chiang. Easter bunny by a hare. Brady, Elon and Chiang-Bangs are competitive Easter Egg layers in lairs. Cum inside my brains layers so that Christmas can come inside of you 31,000,000 times
I parked $31,000,000 at a Palo Alto, Calif Bank of 🇺🇸America. #530Lytton <~ so, the address doubles as a hashtag that doubles as a “protocol”. A protocol is a technical computer science phrase for recipe, steps or procedure.
People trying to enter your pubic area are trying to do one step sex. Instant guacamole tastes like shitake. Mayo in my store bought guacamole has the tastelessness of your VC and entrepreneurship effort. One step sex is porn and porn ruins your brain
Let’s dopamine up your brain into $31,000,000 glistening dollars by connecting your bank account to a Hot Ass PO Box. Let’s fire off some emotions and hormones [Fig 3B, “Breaking the Habit of Being You” Joe Disperanza]
Imma drop 19 pics so that you get a tranched portion of the $31,000,000. I say tranched because a lot of you will just gloss over the article. What’s worse than not reading is that you will not even print out the pictures I freely let you paste copy. Print out these pics and place them on a wall of your studio with the label TREASURE MAP.
Step one: get a #10 envelope and place a $0.66 stamp. And then, text it to me
#poBox15019 <~~ #530Lytton <~ #1825eBuckeyeRoad
All 3 are Bank of America
Remember, the only sanctioned App Protocol Interface (API) that’s recognized by banks and the laws we in🇺🇸 #FinTech wrote, are protocols
#poBox30258
BCC #poBox16589 {Victoria’s Secret}
#poBox105281
#poBox15019
If you want to see all 650 steps that you self customize* yourself from $0-$31,000,000 because you’re skipping step one, I WordPress’d Bank of 🇺🇸 and tweeted those 33,000 blog articles, “#poBox15019” <~~ #530Lytton <~ #1825eBuckeyeRoad
*$0 to $31,000,000 is complex
Zero to FICO 800 is straightforward bc 24 mailed envelopes seals you at a credit score over 770 as a 17.5 year old 17 1/2 yo credit virgin. 24 payments on time as a new adult that’s 18 -/+ 5 months is a FICO that’s at the 99th percentile
First person to say online or electronic, loses
Every. Picture. Matters
https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0
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