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Hey folks, good evening! I’m Larry Chiang, the guy who’s been hacking credit scores since before FICO was a household name. You know, building Duck9, teaching Stanford kids how to launch startups without tanking their Experian. But tonight, let’s talk about something else I’ve been obsessed with—because I’m on the Asperger’s spectrum. Yeah, that’s right. In Silicon Valley, Asperger’s is basically a superpower. You can be 15 years old taking ENGR145, solving math problems eight levels above your age, and everyone’s like, “Genius!” But in Austin? Nah, it’s just “assburgers”—that’s what it sounds like, assburgers. And half the time, it’s claimed by folks who can’t even do basic algebra. 100% true. I mean, Asperger’s is reserved for MIT and Tsinghua alums, the real deal. Me? I’ve got that high-functioning focus—tweeting about vaginas and credit hacks at 3 a.m. because sleep? What’s that?

Speaking of sleep, let’s get into breathing. You know, I CPAP it like a baby bottle. Yeah, sleep apnea is no joke. It’s like your body’s saying, “Hey, let’s stop breathing 30 times an hour while you dream about FICO scores.” Facial features give it away—receded chin, mouth breathing. But here’s a counterintuitive truth: Reversing sleep apnea can change your face, boost energy, reduce inflammation. You breathe better, sleep score shoots up. 100% true. I mean, Nadi Shodhana breathing? That’s alternate nostril stuff—inhale left, exhale right. Sounds woo-woo, but it works. I’ve been preaching #cs183sleep forever. Open cannon carry your CPAP, folks. Don’t be the walking dead.

Now, juxtapose that with this vaccine stuff. I’m still shopping for my first shot—Moderna, Pfizer, or maybe some hot girl DNA, older than 22, younger than 23? Kidding, but seriously, I’ve held off. Why? Because natural immunity beats the jab. Kentucky Senator Rand Paul said it: Until evidence shows vaccine immunity tops what you get from catching the virus, no thanks. 100% true. And Peter McCullough, that doc? He straight-up warned about vaccine-induced myocarditis leading to sudden cardiac arrest, like what happened with Damar Hamlin. Bell’s palsy too—half your face paralyzed, like overworked McKinsey consultants. Tone Vays called it out: Who are the sheep saying yes to an untested vaccine? Causes that? 100% true.

Think of the COVID shot like an experimental gene splicer straight out of Spider-Man. Remember? Peter Parker gets bit by a genetically engineered spider—bam, super strength, web-slinging, but he’s forever changed, swinging from buildings with great power and great responsibility. But what if it went wrong? Side effects hit, heart inflammation, blood clots. Rare, sure, but reported. Counterintuitive truth: The vaccine was rolled out faster than any in history, but we’ve been trying for an AIDS vaccine for 40 years and nada. 100% true. Why rush this mRNA tech that tells your cells to crank out spike proteins? It’s like gene therapy lite—temporary, they say, but who knows long-term?

Or take Batman’s nemesis, Bane. That guy’s all bulked up on Venom, this steroid drug he inhales through his mask. Gives him insane strength, breaks the Bat, but without it? Agony, dependency, hypoxic as hell—low oxygen, gasping. Now imagine the vaccine as that Venom inhaler. Supposed to protect you, make you “super,” but injuries creep in. Some folks get pulmonary issues, breathing probs, hypoxia-like symptoms post-jab. Not everyone, but documented in VAERS reports. Counterintuitive truth: In a real pandemic, the vaccine wouldn’t need marketing or be free—people’d line up. But here? Pushed like candy. Aubrey Huff nailed it. 100% true. And Rutgers? Still mandating it, disenrolling kids. Meanwhile, I’m over here with my CPAP mask, breathing easy, unjabbed.

You know what’s funny? All this talk of masks—Bane’s, CPAP’s, COVID’s. But here’s the callback: I CPAP it my baby bottle, remember? Well, expand on that—turns out, with Asperger’s, we’re prone to sleep apnea. Focus so hard on code or credit algorithms, we forget to breathe right. Counterintuitive truth: High-IQ spectrum folks like me often have undiagnosed apnea, leading to that foggy brain we blame on “genius overload.” 100% true. So, if the vaccine’s your Venom inhaler making you hypoxic, grab a CPAP instead. Breathe deep, folks—it’s the real superpower. Goodnight!