How to #EUTWMPPM by fake Larry Chiang

Larry Chiang’s 5th book, WTDTYASBS, launched at a Harvard Law School keynote, so he knows about grand openings (He even attends and promotes the ones he isn’t invited to also). As CEO of Duck9, he leads an army to help college student consumers get a FICO over 770. Post H.L.S. keynote, Harvard Business wrote: “What They Don’t Teach You at Stanford Business School” (his latest Harbus post: “Setting an intention for SXSWi”.

Problem: You keep remembering you are poor and don’t know why.

Solution: Your business has minimal traffic which you can solve using my mentor Larry Chiang’s award-winning framework: #EUTWMPPM (A.K.A. Engineering Up a Tidal Wave of Momentum — Perpetual Promotion Machine)

This is the recipe. Don’t fvck it up. I know you will anyways, but at least try.

Blog Post #1 (12 Sentences, 2 Pictures)

• Include a link to your Eventbrite

Blog Post #2 (12 Sentences, 2 Pictures)

• Embed your YouTube Video explaining the event
• Use #LCRRM (Larry Chiang Reverse Rebate Method) to sell-out the event

Eventbrite

• Embed your YouTube Video explaining the event
• Explain #LCRRM terms

YouTube

• Explain your event, link your blog posts inside description

Instagram

• 28-35 sec video talking about event and where to learn more

“How to Do What ___ Does Without Having to Hire ___”

• Show how complicated it is to do alone
• Use presentation software (ie. Slideshare)

Share the Blog Posts on Twitter

• Link to the blog posts
• Include #’s (ie. #EUTWMPPM, #Chapt3, etc…)

Traffic

• – [ ] Press National
• – [ ] Press Local
• – [ ] Press Blogger
• – [ ] Establish Co-Founders for Event

Here’s what I listened to while making this: https://soundcloud.com/tape-b-official/tape-b-mutiny-shareholders-meeting-live-mix