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If by week #40, your baby is not a 6’5″ Asian CEO, supermodel, just leave it for dead

by Larry Chiang on July 20, 2015

By Larry Chiang
I wanna tell you a story. It’s about a super good looking Asian that rose to have a high IQ. It was not always the case. At one point, it was small.
Plot spoiler, I was not always 6′ 5″. I used to be a baby
I share this with you because your baby startup may not be beautiful out of the incubator chute (Y combinatorial double entendre intended!). I advocate and amplify what I curate because rules regulations, laws and cultural common occurrences can change. For the better, it can change.

HOMEJOY (@Homejoy)
In 2012, Homejoy set out to shape the future of home services. It’s been a privilege, but it’s time to say goodbye: bit.ly/1fb0e31
This is analogous to an Illinois engineering undergrad put on academic probation after summer school. Like that makes any sense. Well, I know first hand what it is like to be diagnosed retarded.
Well, I know first hand what it is like to graduate with engineering award and on Deans list after being on academic probation. I know the visceral pain and vicarious pain of seeing friends fail out. Then give up their academic dream of graduating a tier 3 college like the University of Illinois, Urbana (champaign is where your frat sits.)
Well I know first hand what it was like to graduate with the highest starting salary as an engineer at University of Illinois with a November job offer at a Fortune 100 with a May graduation date. Concurrent, I had multimillion in revenue for my college startup. You see, 100% success is an illusion. Dean’s list with legendary engineering awards gloss over the near academic Bk.
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Can we please turn around Home Joy
Did someone register @homeDeLaJOY yet
It fells like my smart classmates who got admitted to U of I. Then they get put on academic probation and then choke. They choked because mentally they just gave up being productive and started to yard sale their shitake
Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
In 2015 at the #tcAugCap party #31July2015@Homejoy will help us Mexican people go from zero FICO cleaning homes to owning homes w/soc sec#
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Did you go to a college that gave you all As. Seems like it.

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