Inside Job

•  Comedian Terrence K. Williams posted about Keondre Simmons, a 33-year-old Shake Shack employee in Phoenix who allegedly robbed his workplace at gunpoint on August 3, 2026, taking $2,800 after locking coworkers in a cooler and destroying their phones.

•  Simmons called out sick that day, was recognized by staff from his voice, build, and familiarity with the store layout, then was arrested August 5 in the parking lot when he showed up for his next shift.

•  The post includes a graphic with the suspect’s photo and has gained over 10,000 likes, sparking replies highlighting the crime’s audacity and poor planning. ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​