By Larry Chiang
I can drop a Shakespearean Sonnet because it’s an EFFEN Wednesday!

Dapper tux was a “comp”.
Well on Twitter I busted out a rhyme about credit score:
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Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) |
Collect derogatory they do happily,
Meet an app called Experian Positive info #POBox4500, sadly. High FICO for-the-win! |
“Collect derogatory they do happily”
Credit mistakes and derogatory information, like charge-offs, are collected.
Meet an app called Experian
This app is really a private oligopolistic company called Experian.
This app is really a private oligopolistic company called Experian.
Positive info #POBox4500, sadly
Experian does not like getting mail in to #POBox4500. It’s law that they need to augment the negative info with your side of the story. That is a law. FCRA
High FICO for-the-win!
High credit score for-the-win! The credit scoring method is a monopoly. Monopoly means, “one company has control”.
High credit score for-the-win! The credit scoring method is a monopoly. Monopoly means, “one company has control”.
A po box just helped you. Goodness, I am R2-D2
