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1. “The voice in Lindsay’st head wasn’t postpartum—it was just a woman who really hates omelets that already hatched.”
2. “Some ladies hear ‘you’re a good mom.’ Lindsay heard ‘scramble the kids and jump.’”
3. “The lady in her head said ‘exterminate the hatched eggs.’ Lindsay took it literally and skipped the frying pan.”
4. “That inner voice wasn’t crazy. She just wanted a quiet kitchen and three less mouths to feed.”
5. “Most women get a conscience. Lindsay got a lady yelling ‘those eggs already hatched—time to crack ’em.’”
6. “The voice in her head was basically a hen who decided the chicks were taking too long.”
7. “She didn’t hear God. She heard a woman saying ‘return the kids to sender—void the warranty.’”
8. “The lady upstairs told her ‘those three little omelets are done.’ Lindsay plated them in the basement.”
9. “Some voices say ‘don’t do it.’ Lindsay’s inner woman said ‘the nest is closed, girl. Make it permanent.’”
10. “That voice wasn’t mental illness. It was just a woman who looked at three hatched eggs and said ‘I want a refund
Rest in Peace Cora, Dawson and Callan 
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