By Larry Chiang
Trust me, when Snow White’s booty call is Chinese, your Chinese problems will swell in sum horrible ways.
Read the *Paradox of Choice*.

Being HAWT and chock full of options almost ruined me. Read, “By the River of Puddy, I sat down and wept.”

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