My LinkedIn Resembles my Bumble for 19 Entrepreneurship Reasons

by Larry Chiang

My LinkedIn resembles my Bumble for 19 Entrepreneurship reasons

-1- As my gender reversal entrepreneurship practice, we want to push in with tenuous consent like we are men if we have a vagina

You men need to gender reversal entrepreneurship by “p” prepping like you’re a female pre Entrepreneur who never pulls the trigger

PQRST

-2- Sex sells

Men sell sexy time on hard mode

Women “sell” by barely showing up and if we as women even halfheartedly show up for a date we barely wanna be on

We show up late

How the genders distribute themselves on Bumble reveal economic viability

How men play the dating game on HARD MODE let’s you men play the money game on easy mode.

When women who are older than 22 but younger than 23 play the game on EASY MODE, then the USA economy game SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE

Then at a 30-32 yo “cliff”, it all gets even worse so we as women START TO THROW HAIL MARY’s

Bad

-3- My LinkedIn resembles my Bumble for the Entrepreneurship reason of

I don’t need more money or more vagina. In fact, I feel a little exhausted from people who are INCEL’s. An incel is a female who’s an Involuntary Zero Revenue Money Celibate. An “InSell” is a female who’s an Involuntarily Not Able to Tech Sales Sell. An EnSell is a woke woman who tries to woke up 💰 by guilting money into her coffers by Enabling Zero Selling Effort

Incel-InSell EnSell women have 5,0000 DM’s like billionaire supermodel Larry Chiang and think the Customer Development Cycle is to be avoided at all costs

95+% of men are incel InSell EnSell too

Appx 50 of women in 🇺🇸 are InSell

-4- Let’s get off of Zero and no Longer Be Economic Entrepreneurship Virgins

89% of Y combinator company’s die with zero revenue or not enough revenue

A virgin is a $0 c-level startup founder

As the founder of the joke franchise BOOK CLUB AT A NIGHT club, we “sell” a library card for $250000, $25 or $25,000

If we sell it or when LARRY CHIANG sells it, we go ‘buy’ into the bibliotheca- that is a library like on Amazon except that libraries check out is permanent

Women cannot read 5 pages of a printed book in a minute. Stop saying audio book at 2x speed

-5- My LinkedIn resembles Bumble BFF for the Entrepreneurship reason of DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS

Look, I could be replying to the tons of 99 mph puddy that gets thrown at me but instead, I’m on a networking app yelling into the void, enunciating into the fallopian tube, soapboxing up a load of entrepreneurship advice to a demographic that’s had 7,000 years of bad entrepreneurship results and I’m beginning to think we as women cannot just blame the Chinese Proof Of Work Patriarchy

-6- Reading

Proof of work, reading (comprehension into action)

Proof of work [hustle is an allergy’s not ending well]

-7- My LinkedIn resembles Bumble BFF for the Entrepreneurship reason of

My twitter account resembles GitHub Stack Overflow the Entrepreneurship reason of

a/ searching out a protocol such as External API #ExternalAPI

b/ writing it down

c/ executing

-8- My LinkedIn resembles Bumble BFF for the Entrepreneurship reason of YOUR SMARTPHONE IS BREAKING YOUR BRAIN

-9- My LinkedIn resembles Bumble for the Entrepreneurship reason of a 22 year old women’s smartphone is just a giant box of dicks

Like Larry Chiang compiling code at a strip club, sexual energy and unwanted dating solicitations are a default welcome distraction to picking up your phone and making a sales call or sales pitch

-10- My LinkedIn resembles Bumble BFF for the Entrepreneurship reason of Larry Chiang is a best best friend

Why are you trying to water down our BFF status with volume

Watering down me and you is like when that tall dark and handsome 6’5” high cheek boned gentleman boners us and then proceeded to keep his Bumble account open

Volume

Spreading your self toooooo thin

-11- My LinkedIn resembles Bumble for the Entrepreneurship reason of

Money

More money than a stethoscope around my neck in a profile picture on Bumble is this LinkedIn post on My LinkedIn resembles Bumble BFF for the Entrepreneurship.

-12- My LinkedIn resembles Bumble BFF for the Entrepreneurship reason of

Avoid bankruptcy

Bankrupt dudes try to sleep with women on bumble

$0 Female Founders try to sleep with Larry Chiang versus Proof of Work proving work and DOING THE WORK

Me being a piece of work reminds me of SHE WORKS and She Builds

It’s a book. Read the book cover to cover. It’ll be your first in 2023

-13- My LinkedIn resembles Bumble BFF for the Entrepreneurship reason of

There are 650 forms of bankruptcy and only someone verrrrrrrry sexy can sell taking a cadaver

Polishing it up

Selling that cadaver called Hertz Rental Car

-14-My LinkedIn resembles Bumble BFF for the Entrepreneurship reason of

Tom Brady is my dog

Tom Brady is my 🐶

Tom Brady is my mentor

Brady sells hertz. Hertz was bankrupt

-15- My LinkedIn resembles Bumble BFF for the Entrepreneurship reason of

Sell this LinkedIn post to TechCrunch as a conference for women

-16- My LinkedIn resembles Bumble BFF for the Entrepreneurship reason of

Paper Notes.

Pen to paper

And get the contract functionality without the onerous burden of consent at a Mt Everest level of contractual consent

Internal Escrow

One Way Letter of Intent

-17- My LinkedIn resembles Bumble for the Entrepreneurship reason of a 22 year old female is flawed just like this wordpress blog post on duck9

And just like that 23 year old female founder, she’s perfect just as she is even though she’s never attempt #cs183d because Peter Thiel’s not sexy

D, distribution

Distribution is a euphemism for sales

-18- My LinkedIn resembles Bumble for the Entrepreneurship reason of

I’ll never connect with you sexually or monetarily but please see my only fans account over on Twitter where I pay you to watch me play with my female self’s via imposter complex protocols