Larry Chiang, President and CEO Duck9.com

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I'll shoot you w/a nerf gun if you don't manage your credit.

11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.

24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.

A "one" is an on-time payment in credit reporting code.

A '9'=charged off bad-debt. You wanna duck 9s.

Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge (Duck 9's on your credit report. 9's are charge-offs)

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October 11, 2025

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“Hold on, hold on, hold on. You’re selling GPUs to xAI via a SPV. That SPV is partially funding that purchase with equity from you?” “We call that synthetic vendor financing.” “That is fucking crazy.” “No, it’s not. It’s awesome.”     Buyback Capital ⁦‪@Larryjamieson_‬⁩ “Hold on, hold on, hold on. You’re selling GPUs to […]

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    Mohamed A. El-Erian ⁦‪@elerianm‬⁩ What if stock market gains were measured in gold instead of dollars? As John Authers notes, “Denominate U.S. stocks in gold rather than dollars, and they’ve been in decline since the dot-com bubble burst 25 years ago. Stocks elsewhere have done even worse.” #stocks #gold pic.x.com/hXDBa4vgKx   10/9/25, 5:43 AM […]

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