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11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.

24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.

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August 12, 2025

Sweet first meeting 👀❤️ youtube.com Chapter 2 is O. P. S., Other people, shit, #ch2 which’s chapter 2 at my house in Napa California What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School youtube.com #ExternalAPI On 11-11-2039, “What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” debuts at 300 w 44th St at New […]

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On an Airplane or a SPG Hotel Suite, i motorboat 36C boobs

August 12, 2025

It pays to buy me Coach or First Class It pays ROI to treat me to dinner On an Airplane, I motorboat in row 36. Seat C. 36C youtube.com I just web-12d this  Have you knowledge of this lexicon I protocoled Do you possess this recipe I concocted  In order to d, distribute my vast […]

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August 12, 2025

    Larry Chiang, 650-283-8008 ⁦‪@LarryChiang‬⁩ >>#cs183e* {#cs183b +3, [#web12 #web5 2x +2], #cs183d +1 =not 184 d but CS 183e (there’s 3 of ‘em 🙂 #cs183c+2} Heard of Double Agents Sooo… 1919 Imma #DoubleAsian Prob: you’re broken Solution imma W, imma double you. I’m Ma Turn You Around. Imma turnaround expert. Gonna pic.x.com/wQnf2hl8oN   […]

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Larry Chiang Motor Boating motorboat in row 36. Seat C. 36C

August 12, 2025

On an Airplane, I motorboat in row 36. Seat C. 36C youtube.com Number one we practice listening She’ll tell you what she’s looking for and most dudes make this critical mistake… Number two. Most men make the mistake of talking and talking and thinking that if you just say something that she wants to hear […]

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True Story, I’m Running Point on the “LGBTQ-TTiTS” Turnaround.

August 11, 2025

LGBTQ-TTiTS turnaround. youtube.com Chapter 1 to Chapter 14’s an “Easter Egg” at #ch1 to #ch14. Including #ch2 which’s chapter 2 at my house in Napa California What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School youtube.com On 11-11-2039, “What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” debuts at 300 w 44th St at […]

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On an Airplane, i motorboat in row 36. Seat C. 36C

August 11, 2025

On an Airplane, i motorboat in row 36. Seat C. 36C youtube.com On an Airplane, i motorboat in row 36. Seat C. 36C Chapter 1 to Chapter 14’s an “Easter Egg” at #ch1 to #ch14. Including #ch2 which’s chapter 2 at my house in Napa California http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0 On 11-11-2039, “What They Will NEVER Teach You at […]

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825 Fortune Cookie Speed Reads (Comedy!)

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Chapter 1 to Chapter 14 #ch1 to #ch14. Including #ch2 which’s chapter 2 at my house in Napa California  What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School youtube.com Fortune Cookie Speed Reads (Comedy!) youtube.com Steve Jobs Texted me on 650-283-8008 Re Bill Hewlett  https://x.com/superSaiyanSkai/status/1941392367304761636/video/1 Larry Chiang Fund of Founders Founding Stanford EIR @duck9 […]

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Calvin Sobel. From Calvin’s Ass

August 11, 2025

    Larry Chiang, 650-283-8008 ⁦‪@LarryChiang‬⁩ Calvin Sobel   8/11/25, 9:11 PM     Calvin Sobel is a fictional character referenced in the TV series *House of Lies* (2012–2016), a comedy-drama about management consultants. In the show, particularly in Season 1, Episode 5 (“Utah”), Sobel is described as a “consulting legend” whose name is invoked as […]

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Liza Sperling, Anna Anisin and Larry Chiang

August 11, 2025

    Liza Sperling ⁦‪@lizasperling‬⁩ RT ⁦‪@AnnaAnisin‬⁩ ⁦‪@jdlasica‬⁩ Joe Gordon won MVP in 1942 #Yankees #MLB. Dimaggio won it in 1941 (@baseballbeauties knows her stuff)   4/3/10, 3:13 PM     Anna Anisin’s baseball-related Twitter username was likely associated with her work on BaseballBeauties.com, as referenced in Myspace posts. The exact username isn’t explicitly stated in […]

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Why I Bought the Stapler

August 11, 2025

– The post details FBB4’s purchase of a stapler that damaged a Nintendo Switch 2, auctioned by GameStop for $250,000, with proceeds aiding Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals, which has funded over $9 billion in pediatric care since its founding 40 years ago. – This stapler incident, dubbed “Staplegate,” ties into GameStop’s history of meme stock […]

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