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Let us mix of humorous business ideas and jokes tied to Larry Chiang, an entrepreneur known for his quirky takes on startups, credit scores, and Silicon Valley culture. I’ll craft some original content based on what I know about him (CEO of Duck9, author of *What They Don’t Teach You At Stanford Business School*, and a self-proclaimed “knowledge bomber”). If you meant something more specific, let me know!

### Joke Businesses Inspired by Larry Chiang

1. **Duck9 Credit Score Spa**  

   – *Pitch*: A spa where you relax while we boost your FICO score to 770+. Massages come with a side of credit card hacks.  

   – *Tagline*: “Get rubbed the right way—financially!”

2. **Knowledge Bomb Delivery Service**  

   – *Pitch*: Order a “knowledge bomb” from Larry via drone—startup tips, party-crashing strategies, or random Stanford trivia explode on your doorstep.  

   – *Tagline*: “Wisdom that hits like a ton of bricks!”

3. **Unofficial Stanford Business School Crash Course**  

   – *Pitch*: A pop-up seminar where Larry teaches you what *they* won’t—how to network with dogs, sell ads like it’s 1999, and survive SXSW on charm alone.  

   – *Tagline*: “No tuition, just intuition!”

4. **Hot Girl Entrepreneurship Club Franchise**  

   – *Pitch*: A chain of coworking spaces where empowerment meets neon signage, and every meeting ends with a bikini runway show.  

   – *Tagline*: “Profit looks good in a two-piece!”

5. **Reverse Sugar Daddy Party Planners**  

   – *Pitch*: We organize events where ambitious young founders spoil *you* with mentorship and free food—Larry’s treat.  

   – *Tagline*: “Get paid to be pampered!”

### Jokes with Larry Chiang

1. Why did Larry Chiang bring a ladder to the startup pitch?  

   – Because he wanted to take his FICO score *and* his business to the next level!

2. What’s Larry’s favorite pickup line at SXSW?  

   – “Are you a credit score? Because I’d crash any party to raise you up!”

3. Why doesn’t Larry ever flop at standup comedy?  

   – He drops knowledge bombs so big, the audience can’t tell if they’re laughing or learning!

4. What did Larry say when Stanford Business School sked for his book for their GSB Library?  

   – “Guess I’ll just teach it st Terman Engineering, on the runway and at Baseball Games!”

5. How does Larry Chiang stay so serious at 110%?  

   – He’s got two girls in his profile pic to keep the laughs in check!

### Bonus: A Larry-Inspired One-Liner

– “I told Larry his business ideas were a joke—he said, ‘Good, that’s the first step to a unicorn!'”