Reverse. Sugar. Daddy.

By Larry Chiang

Who is your daddy?

Well man, I’m your daddy. Text me 650–283–8008. Proof of reserves. I’m not letting in losers who are somehow older than 30 or even 40 years old that do not even have seven figures cash in a bank.

And don’t tell me that you’re a bitcoin Maxi. Because even bitcoin Max’s have three years to seven years fiat in five to 72 bank account accounts.

Ladies

Yes, #ReverseSugarDaddy Is Hilarious And Like our Sxsw stand-up comedy tour that’s super educational, I’m being 100.0% serious. This is not my first multi billion dollar joke franchise.

Problem: you thought that there were only two sides to the sugar daddy equation. Sugar baby and Larry Chiang.

you see there are two thousand jagged sides of “#TheTable”

We answer for women, “what do we bring to the table“ with the sugar molecule c6H12o6. Similar to slap an animal on it and make it slay isVCs like, Mark Suster. He’s my flagship Reverse VC sponsor

In return, I launched his vc firm at sxsw

Getting money is a dirty bad and broken business model. Paying money to have Larry Chiang as your daddyis reverse sugar daddy. Paying senior executives money to be your #ReverseSugarDaddy is true female empowerment. What this party strives to accomplish prior to you finishing this essay that Paul Graham will retweet in 2096

✅ no rules will be broken, but innovations take place when we adhere to the three laws of thermodynamics,

✅ this party is naughty on 23 levels

✅ Laugh together at a DrizzleDrizzle party

✅ Business models can be engineered towards our favor via, “Gender reversal, VC exercises“

✅ Parties can activate knowledge

✅ Similar to reverse VC pitch is the reverse sugar daddy pitch

✅ Ladies at SXSW, Have you ever paid for it? IT being A seasoned executive whom you pay

✅ Recruiting, compensating and rewarding, seasoned executives Is A business model, we will practice as females

We all have a friend of a friend who does only fans, perhaps at this year‘s 2025 SXSW, we will be the friend who reverses the sugar daddy equation. Let us not scoff at #DrizzleDrizzle. Let us start paying men 7 to 12 units of money, after they make us 20 to 50 units of money

Let me repeat: after Larry Chiang makes you 50 units of money, you reverse sugar, daddy him seven units of money. This takes into consideration a fundamental truth you don’t need money to make money. And, “software ate the world back in 2024. Act accordingly”

If this is your first arbitrage, you’re welcome

Obviously, you sell it first and then buy it. Obviously you make 50 units of money and then pay sugar daddy alpha, Larry Chiang seven units of money.. To prime the pump, make $801 before SXSW ends and then pay $800 for your 2026 south by expenses. Today is day 15, “23 days of open AI at SXSW. #23DaysOfOpenAIAtSXSW“

I’m Larry Chiang and over Instagram and X is a tidal wave of proof I’m batting 1.000 when it comes to female billionaires

Also, on YouTube, there will be a video series where outstanding female entrepreneurs rising will be featured from March 16, 2025 until March 13, 2026

This event is going to be carefully coordinated

To coordinate, text my aI VC, 630-235-3700, Bruce Wang @FundOfFounders

Sent from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on

https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

Instead of explaining reverse sugar, daddy, it’s easier to show you at a Secret Party.

Problem: the sugar daddy model is broken

Solution: this party on day 15, “ #23DaysOfOpenAIAtSXSW

Solution: what if daddy showed you how easy it was for him to make money

Because me handing it to you, is like handing you a crack pipe, a reverse handgun, and a self-destruction assured financial machine. That’s what happens when I as your daddy give you money.

Here’s another problem, providers who are male are getting penalized in invisible ways.

Reverse. Sugar. Daddy.

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