By Larry Chiang
The most normal thing is to run from and avoid a person calling to collect money from you. Instead of running from bill collectors, attack them.
Mental trick = Instead of running from bill collectors, attack them
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Instead of running from bill collectors, attack them [Start] Read the 13 at-replies of the tweet here twitter.com/larrychiang/ |
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“Thank you for your phone call. I’ve been waiting for paperwork on that Victoria’s Secret credit collection. Got contract!?”
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Plot spoiler: They cannot provide paper work because they’re probably not the original collection agency. They’re probably the 5th. They can’t send you paper mail misrepresenting the fact that they’re Macy’s 🔥🔥🔥
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Your adversary (the bill collector) assumes you have never read @LarryChiang‘s genius credit tweets about $$¥€£$💵€¥💵
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Running from hot women who wanna hold you down and make you give up the goodies is like running from bill collectors. pic.twitter.com/nggPjccI5C
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Running only makes women run harder and faster
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Bill collectors expect you to run. But when you request legal docs as a precursor to impending payment… you win.
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Bill collection agents make you want to hide your real name on email addresses. It’s wrong to bc it hurts credibility IRL |
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CEO of Duck9, Larry (@6502838008) |
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“Bill collectors make you hide from Facebook, Linked In & Twitter.”
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“Bill collectors make you commit common mistakes.” |
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Bill collectors leave law school deadbeats alone bc they’re all lawyers & understand #cs183law*
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Asking for a *contract* when a bill collector calls and providing an address to send that contract to twitter.com/larrychiang/st…
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Did paying of a collection w/a credit card not remove the credit report demerit?!? Lol!!! duck9.com/blog/credit-bu… pic.twitter.com/KIfBzunrjt
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How to Pay a $35 Parking Ticket That is $140 in Collections youtu.be/-MSGMODLlo8
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Duck, 9 (9= credit code chargeoffs ) pic.twitter.com/BntlC38cna
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Observe that bill collector.
Orient behind me, the oriental!! Decide to execute credit protocols! Act! deploy countermeasures vs chargeoffs twitter.com/ericmartinruiz… |
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Emotional Quotient, up. Just because you failed a marshmallow test (the collector is now chasing you), does not mean you = loser. #cs183ooda twitter.com/larrychiang/st…
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The entire Chinese culture is based on delayed gratification —.
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Instead of running from bill collectors, attack them [END] @LarryChiang pic.twitter.com/F525JweEMk
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