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The Ox Tail Solution for the 82 Game Grind

by Larry Chiang on January 8, 2015

Larry Chiang’s 5th book, WTDTYASBS, launched at a Harvard Law School keynote, so he knows about grand openings (He even attends and promotes the ones he isn’t invited to also). As CEO of Duck9, he leads an army to help college student consumers get a FICO over 770. Post H.L.S. keynote, Harvard Business wrote: “What They Don’t Teach You at Stanford Business School” (his latest post: “Setting an intention for SXSWi“.

NY Fashion Week is just like the Mom’s Day Fashion Show. Instead of the ‘Union’, its held at Lincoln Center
By Larry Chiang
Ice baths.
Swelling management.
Tom Brady said: “If LeBron did my routine, he could play forever” [Dec 11 Sports Illustrated]
Here is what you should have your personal chef make for you: Ox tail soup. Mammal cartilage infuses and digests better than chicken or shark cartilage.
Best = Ox tail.
Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)

Me and CS majors are here to sell you a $35,505.05 pressurized crock pot that specifically cooks Ox tail.

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
p.c.p. = pressurized crock pot.
along w 10 meals @any @spg.
#nbaVeteran #TrainingTable
No baseball players!!

We can put $35,505.05 into “escrow”. $35,505.05 buys you an extra year or 7 at your NBA pay grade. Heck, have the $35,505.05 come out of your agent’s cut. Does your agent rep Brady!?

The $35505.05 doesn’t come out of your trust that you self-fund. I’ll structure it with your agent. Have your agents asst text me / email me. 
Do you want to “DIY”? (Do It Yourself). If yes, reach out to me and I’ll send you a deck:

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
“How to do what Larry Chiang’s $35,505.05 Pressurized Crock Pot (p.c.p.) does w/o having to pay $35,505.05” #3550505


Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
Or we can barter #3550505
Trade a Rolex for the p.c.p. that cooks #OxTail
$35,505.05 buys you an extra year or 7 at your NBA pay grade

There’s a startup that does similar work:

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)

I don’t sell to baseball players because one guy gave me a ticket to a game where I almost DIED. The seats were so dangerous!

Oh, after you get the benefits of Ox tail soup, you might think to get me court side seats or tickets behind the bench. HELLO! Too close!!! I like sitting no lower than 10′
One time, I sat court level at 0′ and all I saw was ass. Zero clue where the ball was.

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