By Larry Chiang
Think of revenue like a cherry to be popped.
As a person who di-virginizes people’s experian TransUnion and Equifax reports, I know a lot about virginity. Credit virgins have a non existent FICO score and that’s not good. It’s also not good if Capital One de-virginizes you with a $15,000.oo credit line. Plot spoiler: after that raping de la CapOne/Providian/First Deposit, you’re ruined.
Let’s get your first couple dollars in revenue and have fun doing it.
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A properly place 6-prong adapter can generate 1000x the revenue of a team at #300Pioneer. #CS183yC. I’m at #sxsw. pic.twitter.com/Vi9vEGnc0c
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There are 20 CS 183s lectures. They are meant to get you money in. CS 183S is meant to pop your cherry. CS183S is like a 6-prong that helps you solve a VIP execs problem: A hawtie wants a pic with you but you’re out of battery at Fast Company Grill
Zomg, this pic is worth $3000. I’d pay some kid $5 to charge my iPhone 8 that Steve Jobs texted me on.
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Not even joking, at sxsw we sold $2k+ in sponsorships at a PopUp Photo Booth
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You know that HBO char in #GameOfThrones who can start a fire in damp wood. That’s me w/a newbie #Sxsw attendee
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