Top 10 things I’m looking forward to at bitcoin national conference
✅ Year to year, I like to see who has aged in reverse
Bitcoin makes you look at time preference. Are you mortgaging your health to mine more Fiat? Well that’s gonna show on your face. NGU is number go up technology.
In the future when you’re an OG bitcoin’r, you will begin to age in reverse. Text me a selfie.

✅ this is a conference where we actually like the official events
Normally, the tactic is just go to South by Southwest, you don’t even need a badge. In Nashville, the cool events are going to be badged.
✅ shitcoin conference press pass
I’ll attend consensus and sell people on a new token called, “Satoshi’s”. at a bitcoin conference, I pitch people on a Nu Nu decentralized ledger that is triple entry accounting
Have you heard of Toshi’s?
5000 Toshi’s is one Satoshi


Jesus Christ, I’m hilarious
✅ I love the conference within a conference
For example, there are tracks that are basically vertical silos of whatever you’re interested in. For example, enterprise.
For example, treasury management
For example, developers nerdy out
✅ at bitcoin conference, I really like breakfast
Similar to how bitcoin is a token for a prepaid API, this is a prepaid coupon that pays for a $40 breakfast
These are last year’s $40 breakfast coupons 

These are the priors breakfast coupons
✅ Pregaming
Like any good Saturday night out, I like the pregaming almost as much as I like the gaming
An example of pregaming is, “thank God for bitcoin which takes place on Wednesday

✅ I like being kindred with people who also studied the agenda
Bitcoin people have a giant shit eating grin on their face because they read a nine page PDF published in October 31, 2009
If reading ahead in the book makes me toxic I don’t wanna be untoxic


✅ the food
At the JW, I’ll be making my own food in the room
This is a top 10 favorite thing that I do
Quietly judge people eating Fiat food. Me and Mandrik we pedal sugar and baklava. We don’t imbibe nor vibe on our own supply.
Chapter 8 of the Fiat standard written by Saifedean Amous is, “fiat food”

✅ working out even though I partied all night
At my hotel, I am going to be best friends with people who exercise at 5:30 AM
✅ No chairs
During Beer virus on clubhouse, people would talk about selling their chairs to buy, bitcoin
Well, I scan the bitcoin conference to see who paid for a hotel room
And who got paid to sleep in a hotel room that they front runned.
Sailors platinum Rolex: he could’ve upped his total from 214 420 214,422
Err, 226,331 to 226,332
✅ where is my cold plunge at?
✅ carbohydrates
✅ number one thing I like to do is I like to sniff out who the bitcoin virgins are who don’t have one whole bitcoin
✅ stare at people long enough, and you can read whether or not they’re ever going to go bankrupt
✅ the Whole Foods
I can see from the conference center at music city that I can eat at Whole Foods
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The art
✅ I like the artsy Fartsy component
I’ll be putting up art in my hotel room




That #bitcoin Nashville press pass July 25-27, 2024 just hits diffy with bitcoin at $350,000
Btw, Ray-Ray Rachel wanted me back when one bitcoin was worth 100,000,000 Sats #ch4 #ch7 #Ch2
#Bitcoin2024


✅ the data on Michael Saylor is in accurate
Top 10 things I love about bitcoin Nashville is reading details
Because Michael Saylor has 226,331 bitcoin in reserve at the treasury for micro strategy
Not 214,400
https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0