We Wrangle Coeds for a Good FICO

	Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang)
5/22/19, 11:37 AM 16a/37 What makes you the #VaginaWhisper? Well, ⁦‪@duck9‬⁩ did something akin to herding cats. We wrangle coeds for a good FICO. #FinancialLiteracy wasn’t possible prior bc it was impossible. IQ 488; #cs183EQ 5,000 🙌 ❤️ I’ve #poBox16589 memorized❤️ pic.twitter.com/XsDVgiAyAN

Problem

You see, a while back, I needed a new bra because none of mine fit

Problem set up

Breast Christmas ever! 99% of women are wearing the wrong bra size

Problem with a 50% off offer

So I go to Victoria’s Secret and find out you get half off a bra

Problem for your fico

Save half off a bra if you open a credit card so I did. But then I moved

Problem that Duck9 solves

and then this f****** bill for like 19 bucks ends up obliterating my credit

This was every female in college at University of Illinois.

	Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang)
5/21/19, 9:46 PM 16b /37 (cont’) This was every female in college. I don’t just listen to problems. Imma man. I solve stuff Check out the box, “#poBox16589” #VaginaWhisper is tough because women don’t like men #mansplaining but want thoroughness that skips #insideBaseball “jargon” pic.twitter.com/ttuGRpR9Fw

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