By Larry Chiang
#CEPCRE. Chief of Eyeball Prohabitation, Care, Rehabilitation & Education.
It’s not just for Facebook and Palantir engineers, anymore!
When you telephone the onsite Facebook doctors, they actually pick up. WHAT A GREAT BENEFIT IF YOU ARE A FACEBOOK ENGINEER. Chief of Eyeball Prohabitation, Care, Rehabilitation & Education focus is on middle 20s vision and eyeball care. Tim Ferris wrote about the detrimental effects of sitting in front of a computer screen and not blinking. (Please link to it, I’m too lazy to google)
Well, now if you’re a baby start that is venture funded…, you can get a CEPCRE optometrist 7 days/week. Repeat, you must be VC funded
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Bay Area Startups. Only. Get access to a #CEPCRE optometrist 7 days/week. No vision plan req’d. twitter.com/larrychiang/st…
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Be “Chief of Eyeball Prohabitation, Care, Rehabilitation & Education” for a rando startup. In a PEO model like: crossoverhealth.com/facebook-healt…
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Tweet “#CEPCRE @larrychiang” and I’ll connect you after I vet, filter and screen you.
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Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) |
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This will be activated like what @mikeprasad did with KOREAN taco trucks in LA back in 2006/7 🙂 Thx Mike!! #CEPCRE twitter.com/larrychiang/st…
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Download the Twitter app and get your account started up.
FTC Disclosure: I’m dating this optometrist and I financially benefit from when she buys me dinner
FTC Disclosure: I financially benefit from Westin Moana Surfrider. Yes, I model. Wardrobe thanks to Capital Dynamics.
While my optometry girlfriend ~> fiancé was in Cal, I taught her to growth hack. #CEPCRE is a way of giving back to all those VC funded startup’s that are not Facebook or Palantir, yet.
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