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by Larry Chiang on February 7, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CHASE IS TARGETING BTCOINERS AND BLOCKING BANK ACCOUNTS 🚨
WTF🤬 This actually happened to me today.
My bank account was blocked and is now scheduled to be terminated.
I literally don’t have access to my own money,  not even to buy food.
Chase told me they will mail all my money back to me in a paper check, which will arrive in about 4 to 5 weeks (business days).
That check can only be deposited into another bank account in my name in the USA…
And here’s the fuck up part: I cannot open another bank account right now because they placed an OBS flag on my Social Security Number 👁️👁️
Yes. Read that again.
🤨What triggered all of this?
I tried to liquidate 68% of my fiat savings to buy Bitcoin.
Today is February 5.
Bitcoin dropped to $65,000 per coin.
I normally buy BTC calmly:
✅I monitor the market via my own node 
✅ I wire money from Chase to Strike
✅ I usually move about 10% of my paycheck each month to buy BTC… I’m doing this since august and  no problem.
But today was different.
Instead of 10% of my paycheck, I wired almost 68% of my entire savings account
2 hours later, I received a text from Chase(see the 3 screenshot below) telling me to call them.
I did.
They asked me many questions. I answered them.
At the end of the call, they said:
“The wire will not proceed because you answered one question incorrectly.”
I replied:
“Impossible. Which question?”
They said:
“We cannot tell you. Your account is now blocked and will proceed to termination within 10 business days.”
Then he hung up 😳
I immediately run to Chase branch where I originally opened the account; with the same employee, to find out that is going on.
He reviewed everything, called Chase Fraud himself, spoke to them directly…and still couldn’t resolve it.
I made a writing complaint to have som answer, otherwise I will take legal actions.
Here’s the insane part:
Chase refused to tell even their own employee why my account was blocked…
They refused to explain and told that  in 10 business days, they will decide whether to terminate it ⁉️
The employee apologized and told me something alarming:
🚨“This has been happening to a lot of people recently, especially those trying to buy Bitcoin.”🚨
I asked why.
He said he didn’t know.
Now the real night fucking mare 👹
In 10 business days (2 weeks), Chase will decide if my account is terminated…
☝🏻If it is terminated:
•It will take another 10 business days (another 2 weeks) to receive all my savings by paper check on mail.
But wait;  here’s the catch 🤬:
•That check can ONLY 👀 be deposited into a U.S. bank account in my name
•I cannot open a new account because of the OBS flag on my SSN
•I cannot deposit the check into my husband’s account
•And my paycheck from Norwegian is linked to this blocked Chase account…
This is a Catch-22.
Thank God I still have my Norwegian DNB bank account.
I can’t buy BTC with it, Ok…, but I have a literally $2k there to survive while Chase motherfuckes holds my money hostage. 
I also have a Norwegian credit card,…. I do hate credit card. I only use cash because I refuse to help those parasites… that credit card is only for emergency, like today 😤
My husband, who doesn’t believe in Bitcoin,🤦🏻‍♀️ refused to lend me some money until I resolve the Chase issue. He said:
“Sell some Bitcoin if you really need cash. You put yourself in this situation…get yourself out of it.” 
I told him, ok, i have $2k in Norwegian account, when that runs out, I’ll sell my watch, then my  gold chain, and if i need I will sale my old pussy, until I get paid…But I will never sell my Bitcoin
👉🏻The lesson 👈🏻
If your money is in a bank,  it is not yours.
It never was. And it never will be.
Chase is doing this on purpose, targeting Bitcoiners who self-custody and run nodes(like me), making it harder on us, so we need to liquidate our BTCs just to survive..
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So no; I’m not selling my coins, I will buy more MOTHERFUCKERS!
Fuck the banks 🖕🏻
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CHASE IS TARGETING BTCOINERS AND BLOCKING BANK ACCOUNTS 🚨

WTF🤬 This actually happened to me today.

My bank account was blocked and is now scheduled to be terminated.
I literally don’t have access to my own money, not even to buy food.

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