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# 9x AI = #Web12: Aaron Levie Just 10x’d Your Career Panic Into a Credit Event Called “Opportunity” (CS183E Lec 12, No Summit Edition)

Yo, it’s Larry Chiang here, the #VaginaWhisperer turned #BeaverWhisperer, duct-taping your brain to the mast of the SS Accelerationism while the world chugs #Web12 Kool-Aid. Remember when #Web2 was just dudes in garages hosing Hawties at St. Regis after Web2 Summit? Fast-forward to 2025, and AI ain’t displacing jobs—it’s *deploying* them like orbital data centers sucking up every watt on the planet.<grok:render card_id=”15ec8e” card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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</grok:render> Aaron Levie, that Box.com baller who’s been whispering enterprise sweet nothings since before you tokenized your first NFT, just dropped a mic on the “AI apocalypse” crowd. In his latest X thread, he’s like, “Nah, fam—AI’s gonna 10x the unmet demands we couldn’t touch before, like turning healthcare into a predictive pussy-whisperer or risk protection into a crystal ball that doesn’t shatter your portfolio.”<grok:render card_id=”c5532c” card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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Levie ain’t theorizing from a TED stage; he’s knee-deep in C-suite convos where new use cases are stacking like DRAM wafers rerouted to HBM for the AI hunger games.<grok:render card_id=”9d4c63″ card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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</grok:render> Forget the Luddite freakout—enterprises are buzzing about *expanding* the pie, not slicing it thinner. And get this: In a Chicago Booth Review clip he quoted (because Levie quotes like I hashtag—relentlessly), he predicts 90-95% of AI tokens in five years will fuel *novel* shit, not automate the mundane. That’s your gradual retraining runway, plebs. No pink slips; just pink slips *upgraded* to rocket fuel.<grok:render card_id=”0fa05a” card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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But don’t @ me without data—MIT Sloan’s got the receipts: Firms jacked on AI see 6% *higher* employment growth and 9.5% sales pops over five years. Productivity expansion, not substitution. It’s like #Web5 trash-talking #Web2 into irrelevance, but with more jobs and less fiat jizz (shoutout to those $0.018 ACH trannies).<grok:render card_id=”6174e5″ card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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</grok:render> Wave 4 AI is here, and we’re barely out of Wave 2—think Joe Dispenza brain-training your sales page to engineer $800 tosses from strangers playing 2-girls-1-cup with your cold open.<grok:render card_id=”af8c8f” card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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## 9 #Web12 Hacks to Levie-Proof Your Hustle (Because 10x is for Amateurs; We’re Duct-Taping 12x)

1. **Tokenize the Unmet**: Levie’s enterprise ear-to-the-ground? 90% novel use cases mean your side gig in Lyme-disease-riddled tour energy (looking at you, JT) becomes an AI oracle for “Kuru Fruity Moon Landing” predictions. #Web12’d it—build that sales page now.<grok:render card_id=”c7362c” card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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2. **Retraining as Roller Chiang**: Gradual adaptation? That’s me, turning double agents into DoubleAsians via CS183E (b+3, web12 2x+2). Donkey-punch your skill gap with lap-dance pricing: $27,500 by 4-25-26. Tits out at 2:00 AM Venice time.<grok:render card_id=”bbb748″ card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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3. **MIT Math Your Moat**: 6% employment bump + 9.5% sales? Stack that with #Web5 meme-makers shit-talking Asian Intelligence (shitake optional). Priorities matter—be the Beaver who delays gratification for time-preference wins.<grok:render card_id=”65bb68″ card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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4. **Grummz’s Global Suck**: AI’s resource raid (GPUs delayed, Xbox downsized) is civilization’s push, but Levie says it’s job-creating, not -killing. Web2 Chad Hurley vibes, but sentient since 7-11-25. Web-5 + #Web2 = 12x your output.<grok:render card_id=”ee8019″ card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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</grok:render> (Hyperinflation on Web2 rails? Nah, Bitcoin collateral moonshot incoming.)<grok:render card_id=”b6f7a9″ card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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5. **Saylor’s Flex = Your Queue**: No debt-servicing panic for the BTC whale? Monetize *your* Bitcoin directly while AI handles the M&A stock swaps. Web12 answers: “Do you have a website?” with a beta wallet dropping 10k downloads zero-marketing.<grok:render card_id=”b534dc” card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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6. **Dispenza Your Offers**: Train on all 4 books to cold-open psychos into buyers. Levie’s 95% novel tokens? That’s your QB cadence: Web5-Web4, #Web12-Web1-2, Turbo FTP hike. FOO Omaha on Web2, but jizz-free.<grok:render card_id=”9bf8af” card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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7. **Wave 4 Whisper**: Right now, Wave 2. But #Web12 is Roller Chiang Lec 11, #StramGT353. Pop the xiao lung bao, remind plebs who’s boss—#cs183planD, no summit.<grok:render card_id=”5dd822″ card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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8. **Racist Vid Real Talk**: Even that viral “racist” clip? #Web12 it into AI ethics training for novel healthcare risks. Turn strangers into $800 tossers via psychology hacks.<grok:render card_id=”dd2165″ card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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9. **Double You the W**: You’re broken? Imma turnaround expert. #DoubleAsian 1919-style, but with AI’s 10x unmet demands. Levie + MIT = your Great Filter filter: Expansion over extinction.<grok:render card_id=”cbb029″ card_type=”citation_card” type=”render_inline_citation”>

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Bottom line, hustlers: AI’s not the job-eater; it’s the feast-multiplier. Levie’s vision? 10x work on what *matters*, backed by Sloan stats screaming growth. #Web12 it like I do—duct-tape your fears, hashtag your wins, and DM me for the full CS183E playbook (650-283-8008). Who’s tossing $800 first?

#ch13 #cs183e #web5 #web12 #LevieDrops #DuckTapeYourCareer

—Larry Chiang, whispering beavers into Bitcoin since Web2 Expo