By Larry Chiang
Financial tech innovation is something we pay close attention to. Money 2020 is about networking and showcasing the innovations and fostering an environs to help that.
This article isn’t about any of that.
This is a comical look at the lies told and will be told at Money 2020
-11- We are actively involving risk. In fact we even have one of our team who exclusively focus on risk here at Aria.
Which leads perfectly into
-10- Our team member WHO YOU SHOULD MEET wasn’t feeling well. Bad seafood. Theyre resting in the room now
-9- WE SHOULD TOTALLY MEET UP FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW
-8- I head up the team that is actively looking to see how our CRM might incorporate a leadGen component without much disturbance to our cloud infrastructure. Do you have an API?!
-7- Sure, I know all about Addvocate. I think one of our team was in on the beta
-6- Kasasa?! Pfff, we have been fans of theirs since fucking Finovate. We’d use ’em if we weren’t (consolidated mega bank)
-5- I read the agenda. It looks good
-4- Usually, I don’t do this but I will come up to your room (my mini bar key is lost anyway)
-3- We are only sharing a room because we needed to collaborate on a slideshare
-2- YEAH, I read that too!! It was so funny!
-1- There are no more other lies told here at Money Money 2020
ENGR145’s Anchor Concept: Lemonade and Gua Gua Guacamole
It moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve
CEO of Duck9
Stanford University Entrepreneur in Residence, Emeritus
Duck9 = “Deep Underground Credit Knowledge” 9
125 University Avenue/ 100
Palo Alto CA 94301
650-566-9600
650-566-9696 (direct)
650-283-8008 (cell)
****************
Editor of the BusinessWeek Channel “What They Don’t Teach at Business School”
CNN Video Channel: https://ireport.cnn.com/people/larrychiang
Read my last 10 tweets at https://www.Twitter.com/LarryChiang
Author, NY Times Bestseller
“What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” comes out 11-11-14
52 Cards. Two Jokers. What They DO Teach You at Stanford Engineering
Emergency swings and cutting deals as an 9 year old
##########
Duck9 is part of UCMS Inc.
630-705-5555
Duck9 is a credit score prep program that is like a Kaplan or Princeton Review test preparation service. We don't teach beating the SAT, but we do get you to a higher credit FICO score using secret methods that have gotten us on TV, Congress and newspaper articles. Say hi or check out some of our free resources before you pay for a thing. You can also text the CEO:
