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Credit Score Pain From Collections (when quasi gov’t behaves poorly)

by Larry Chiang on July 10, 2015

Update: #PObox5382 (not #PObox55382)
By Larry Chiang
Let’s cure your pain
Before I wrote and co-authored US congressional  bills, I read other people’s bills that got ratified into “acts”. Remember Thomas Jefferson, my country’s co-founder, read John Locke. 
“Life, liberty, pursuit of property.”
— John Locke. 
Life liberty and the pursuit of happiness 
– Jefferson. 
Before I got HR627 passed (and lobbied for #HR3606), I mentored lawyers and congressmen on credit and credit policy. My point is your pain.
My point is that there is much pain and needless suffering that comes from complaining and arguing your position via telephone. 
This doesn’t work:
This does 
Brady, the shih tzu, understands the power of Illinois Tollway Authorities Achilles heel: #PObox5382

Here is an example of people just like you with some pretty crappy results: (I found them via Illinois engineers’, Russ and Jeremy’s, website called ‘Yelp’. It’s pretty good)

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
And they threatened to suspend my license.” 

Solution: Duck9, Duck credit-code-9. Duck charge-offs 
Solution: run subroutine 

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
Nobody would talk to me about anything.” 
Solution: Duck credit-code-9.
Solution: Run the subroutine I wrote: 

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
We are better at collecting fees upon fees than you are in dodging 9’s #PObox26926ā€¦


In the San Francisco (hinterland to Silicon Valley:-), it’s the same shitake. The state charges for bridges. The fasTrek bilks millions in “junk fees”. Same bull-shitake, different state:
Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
from $YELP “SCAM. I refuse to drive 1+ hours to their physical location and cannot get ANYONE on the phone. WORTHLESS”

This non ABCD is still on hold

ABCD is American Born Chinese Dog
Baxter, the shih tzu, is an ABCD on ABC News
Brady, the ABCD shih tzu, uses #PObox26926
FTC disclosure: I helped him write it because he hasn’t been to 1st grade yet.
FTC Disclosure ABC stands for American Born Chinese also. Not just ABC news, which I’ve appeared on a lot.

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
#PObox26926 works because it is FCBA. It is an American credit law for Americans. And last time I checked, U silicon valley types

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
Enjoy being on hold. My puppy uses FOUR MAGIC BOXES #PObox105281

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
#MobileBeat (mon-Tues)
What’s best for credit disputes?
‘RT’ for Brady using #PObox26926
Fav: flip puppy on hold

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
It’s competitive out there!!
I’m competitive. Look at Malcolm Butler’s attention to detail in how he prepared for a Scottsdale AZ meeting

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
Nobody would talk to me about anything. And they suspended my current IPASS #PObox5382 cc #PObox26926

Subroutines work for entrepreneurship ass well

Subroutines for crossing the chasm from the right did not exist until I extrapolated five books into one sequel:

What’s is crossing the chasm, From The Right

In 2012, I solved a 1991 problem that Geoffrey Moore wrote about in his seminal book: “Crossing the Chasm”
After releasing the content first in Austin Texas via my friends Austin Texas startup blog, I later published it in a community college’s publication in the Boston area:

For my mentors’ sake, “#PObox26926” up your FICO and reduce junk fees from tolls. CC #PObox5382 

SEPT 9-20 is Larry Chiang at Fashion Week. NYFW is 09/10 – 09/17. 
FTC disclosure: I make money as a supermodel with a super, FICO, credit, model and a super, FICO credit-model. 


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