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DucK9 for dating (Digitally Uncover Character Knowledge)

by Larry Chiang on December 27, 2012

By Larry Chiang

This service pattern replicates what a security team does for a daughter of a head-of-state.

For example, if a diplomat’s daughter wants to grind me on the dance floor, the security team needs a full background check on me.

They need government I.D., credit records and cellphone usage. If the team is good, they are invisible. They get a first and last name and then ping their databases to screen before grinding turns into freaky phreaky.

Yes, grinding is the new ballroom dancing.

I digress. Back on topic…

“DucK9 for dating” (Digitally Uncover Character Knowledge) now allows you the sorority girl to character compass. Character compassing is like reading a person. Instead of a static snapshot, you’re reading the person and their life vector.

If you are drunk and reading this, call me and I’ll read to you. Or post this blog post to your Facebook wall and a sober friend will help you.

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 12/27/12 8:13 AM “DucK9 for dating” (Digitally Uncover Character Knowledge) #Ch4 = character compassing

STEP ONE Get the guys cell phone and text it to me.

I’ll do last name verification. And check out the age of the cellphone number. Remember, ax murders use disposable pre paid phones that they got yesterday at the train station :-O

Get the guys cell phone and text it to me.

Question for Larry Chiang: But Larry, I don’t wanna ask for his cell? LARRY CHIANG: Look, your swapping DNA on the dance floor and dancing so close that any closer and you’ll be inside him and his jeans roll of quarters.

Make up an excuse and say: text me your number on case I lose you. Plus, then that way before we make out, my friend Larry Chiang can check you out.

He’s kinda like my security blanket

Plus, with a name like Larry Chiang, I sound 5′ 5″

STEP TWO: Fill this out by text message Start my texting to 650-283-8008 ONLY NEED FIRST THREE SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS

STEP THREE Optional: SMS a pix of their drivers license.

Question for Larry Chiang: Isn’t that creepy taking a pic of their license?! LARRY CHIANG: Here is what you say: “Look I’ll go home with you cuz you’re hawt, but for safety purposes, I need to take a pic of your drivers license.

My rule: no license (or passport cuz they’re on a DUI) and no tongue hockey back at my dorm room in Palo Alto.

STEP FOUR Get information back VIA TEXT MESSAGE

COST IS 39.95 that is billable via mail in 60 days.


That is how you get a background check like you’re Chelsea Clinton on Stanford University spring break.

Oh, this is what I teach at Stanford… ENGR145’s Anchor Concept: Lemonade and Gua Gua Guacamole

It moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve

Question for Larry Chiang: Did you ever make out with Chelsea? LARRY CHIANG: no

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