
By Larry Chiang
I have resorted to speaking like Yoda to get you to swallow something. Ingest, engulf and put inside of you a piece of wisdom my mentor gave me; Cross the Chasm from higher ground so you don’t need chasm “escape velocity“.
Were you crying when you watched Episode III for the 11th time!? Cry with me:
I cry for Anakin. Why won’t Anakin Skywalker fight his mentor from a higher ground position that is an advantage!?
Cross the Chasm FROM THE RIGHT
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Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) |
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Talented, smart Jedi’s arrogantly attempt to “cross chasm from left”. Lol, see Anakin lose 3 limbs!!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=pSwy41…
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Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) |
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Darth Vader is a broken branch. Who did he mentor?! Any mentees!?
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Clay Spinuzzi (@spinuzzi) |
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@LarryChiang Luke was his Hail Mary attempt at getting one.
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Hunter Walk (@hunterwalk) |
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@bfeld mine too – used it to explain why i hate calling VCs “the dark side” [spoiler: makes bad behavior expected] hunterwalk.com/2013/07/17/dar…
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Brad Feld (@bfeld) |
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you know you’ve developed a bad reputation as a VC when people’s response is “I expect them to fuck over everyone involved.”
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Charlie O’Donnell (@ceonyc) |
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@shaig People don’t mentor b/c of financial incentive.
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