By Larry Chiang
When Scarlett Johansson played Lucy, she said “everything is connected”. I think she was high on a brain enhancing drug. Well, I’m high on green tea right now. #FoieGras!
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4th Credit Bureau (@4thCreditBureau) |
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How Foie Gras was made matters to your FICO score. [Open up and swallow this credit advice like a tortured duck had to]
–@LarryChiang pic.twitter.com/otCaRD41EF |
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When you’re a credit virgin, your 1st hard credit inquiry’s 100% of your FICO.
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Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) |
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A Jedi can just take Experian’s credit report and write on it like you write on paper using #PObox105281
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Text me on what you want added to your credit report. For example, “I’d like two credit cards’ trade lines reporting on time to Trans Union, Experian, and Equifax”
For example, I’d like a Victoria’s Secret credit card to link to my social security number. And report to Experian, TransUnion and Equifax.
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Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) |
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Step 2: Tag a pic of me on Facebook with a foie gras theme – use a pic from the @4thCreditBureau‘s Twitter feed cc @ExpTransFax pic.twitter.com/CR7aDBKrHm
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Stanford engineering -How to lever that $3oo credit line into a full fledged tech startup
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Step 3: Did u actually get your credit reports from the 3 bureaus, @ExpTransFax? @4thCreditBureau FICO pic.twitter.com/XlkzE4TotF
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4th Credit Bureau (@4thCreditBureau) |
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Stack, over flow.
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The liver gets swollen because the farmer stack, overflowed the ducks stomach- That’s how foie gras works.
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