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I’m Mentoring You, So Effen Update Me

by Larry Chiang on May 4, 2012

By Larry Chiang

Old people do little. One thing they do do is nag.

Old people nag by asking for updates and asking the same thing they asked you that you haven’t executed yet.

Good news for you, the engineer CS major, is this: imma old person whisper-er. Like Cesar Chavez whispers to dogs to train them. Like Billy Bean whispers to athletes to train them. Like Augie Garrido whispers to college baseball players.


First set of emails from you… …After we met almost a month ago. Not good that you waited a month, but it’s a start.

You just might get rich yet. Now, know that if you’re replicating patterns… Update me like you’re a fedex package en route from academic smarts-ville to shareholder equity quintupled-ville

It’s like a ups dhl fedex package going from Naperville to Palo alto

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