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Ode to Good Credit Scores

by Larry Chiang on November 26, 2012

By Larry Chiang

Poet’s Surprise. I think it is possible to win the Poet’s Surprise as a corporate blogger.

Here is my poem, “Ode to Great Credit Scores”

College students, it’s true! We used to drop out. Credit debt’s the cluprit. Making us poor. Balance abstinence won’t work, we need clout. 20k or twenty bucks, bureaus boost up our score.

Credit virgins unite! Our cherry’s at stake. FICO’s a score as important as our GPA Life’s biggest expense (INTEREST) — most get raked. Bending over sucks bad. There is a new way!

1,111’s the the method, we build up our “one’s” 24 on-time payments puts us in the 95th percentile A 678 FICO is like cock-in-our-buns. A score of 750, and we live rent free in style* (*except in NYC and SF)

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