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I'll shoot you w/a nerf gun if you don't manage your credit.
11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.
24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.
A "one" is an on-time payment in credit reporting code.
A '9'=charged off bad-debt. You wanna duck 9s.
Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge (Duck 9's on your credit report. 9's are charge-offs)
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