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M.A.D on Buying The Dip

June 19, 2022

    M.A.D ⁦‪@MacroAfterDark‬⁩ met a young dude today who said he was buying the dip in crypto and the stock market I asked why and his reasoning was assets always go up over time japan has not yet recovered in Nominal terms since 1989 that is 33 years… what if buying the dip stops […]

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The Legacy

June 19, 2022

    Cathie Wood ⁦‪@CathieDWood‬⁩ The Fed seems to be worried more about its legacy than the economy: it is ignoring deflationary and dangerous signals. Relying on lagging inflation indicators like the CPI, Fed Governor Waller is calling for another hike of 0.75% in July.   6/19/22, 8:08 AM     Am quizzing Americans on […]

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1 bitcoin will always be 0.00000476% of all the bitcoin that will ever exist

June 16, 2022

    Saifedean.com ⁦‪@saifedean‬⁩ 1 bitcoin will always be 0.00000476% of all the bitcoin that will ever exist.   6/15/22, 10:41 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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Housing Starts Fall 14.4%

June 16, 2022

    Investing.com ⁦‪@Investingcom‬⁩ ⚠️BREAKING: *U.S. HOUSING STARTS FALL 14.4% IN MAY TO 1.549M 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/mOWu9oH7zd   6/16/22, 7:32 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on My opiate while it all burns is college baseball https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0 And eating ice cream 

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jason Calacanis and Larry Chiang, winning

June 15, 2022

    jason@calacanis.com ⁦‪@Jason‬⁩ I made my biggest hits in the last two down markets. A wonderful time for builders to focus on building, and angel investors to back them (on reasonable entry prices that give a better chance at a outlier return).   6/15/22, 10:15 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number […]

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Sub Tweet by Preston Pysh on Quasi “Infinite” Pools

June 15, 2022

    Preston Pysh ⁦‪@PrestonPysh‬⁩ The ECB has INFINITE “tools” at its disposal. H/T ⁦‪@LawrenceLepard‬⁩   6/15/22, 8:48 AM         Bitcoin Architect ⁦‪@architect_btc‬⁩ 👀👀👀 ⁦‪@PrestonPysh‬⁩ ⁦‪@LawrenceLepard‬⁩ ⁦‪@FossGregfoss‬⁩pic.twitter.com/iNURclQAIE   6/15/22, 8:38 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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Once you go custodial, you’re fucked

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    FRANCIS 🔥 bullbitcoin.com ⁦‪@francispouliot_‬⁩ Once you go custodial, you’re fucked. You can never go back. How do you force all users to withdraw without robbing at least some them? If you go custodial shitcoin, same deal: you can never become bitcoin-only unless ALL your users withdraw shitcoins from your platform.   6/15/22, 8:01 […]

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Tweet by Marc Cohodes on Hedge Funds Falling Like a Rock

June 15, 2022

    Marc Cohodes ⁦‪@AlderLaneEggs‬⁩ There a 3-4 Legit Tiger Cubs out there the test are simply Grifters   6/15/22, 6:50 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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Tweet by John Brown on This Meltdown

June 15, 2022

    John Brown ⁦‪@john_j_brown‬⁩ This market meltdown feels worse compared to previous ones because of more leverage, lending and locking. From a pure price point of view, though, it is not as bad as previous ones (so far™).   6/15/22, 4:38 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me […]

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Michael Saylor on Collateral

June 15, 2022

    Markets Insider ⁦‪@MktsInsider‬⁩ MicroStrategy CEO Michael Saylor says there’s no margin call on its bitcoin loan and it has plenty of collateral businessinsider.com/bitcoin-micros…   6/14/22, 3:33 PM     Chapter 17, collateral default and rope to choke   Bloomberg Crypto ⁦‪@crypto‬⁩ Michael Saylor put to rest speculation that MicroStrategy was facing a margin […]

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