Larry Chiang, President and CEO


I'll shoot you w/a nerf gun if you don't manage your credit.

11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.

24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.

A "one" is an on-time payment in credit reporting code.

A '9'=charged off bad-debt. You wanna duck 9s.

Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge (Duck 9's on your credit report. 9's are charge-offs)

"Making sure college credit virgins get deflowered right since 2004"

"Larry Chiang is an expert at the dark art of FICO score preparation"

from Paul Thompson, Founder Scottish American Capital

Harvard Business School '09

"Who needs Stanford Business School when you have Larry Chiang"

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    Adam Aron ⁦‪@CEOAdam‬⁩ Great news! Along with Taylor’s movie, AMC’s new Renaissance: A Film by Beyonce opened #1 at the domestic box office this weekend. 1st time in history two concert films were #1 in the same year. Beyonce’s triumph awarded A+ on CinemaScore, 100/100 on RT   12/4/23, 6:17 AM     […]

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    Larry Chiang, tips 650-283-8008 ⁦‪@LarryChiang‬⁩ ⁦‪@michaelwmarra‬⁩ ⁦‪@pillsburylaw‬⁩ ⁦‪@exploreatx_‬⁩ Looks great Thank you for hosting engineers who might become tech founders #cs183bullpen <~ #cs183e   12/1/23, 4:24 PM     Giving this Christmas party a rating of 2 stars Deeply Understandable  CHRISTMAS (Party) Knowledge  Zero mention on the website and social media interactions […]

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    Joey ⁦‪@joeygallinal‬⁩ #Christmas is upon us! Don’t forget to shop ⁦‪@GameStop‬⁩ for all your holiday needs!! LFG! #GameStop   12/1/23, 10:44 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on

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Hello world: I have 2 slots open for a backdoor honorary assoc “degree” in CS for my ‘venture studio’ cadaver lab by the PF Chang’s dumpster.  We work on fiat mining, systems arbitrage, #cs183d & DJ’ing API’s with a focus on work that is relevant to #SellFunSelfFund  text Me     CEO of Duck9, Larry […]

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