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11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.

24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.

A "one" is an on-time payment in credit reporting code.

A '9'=charged off bad-debt. You wanna duck 9s.

Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge (Duck 9's on your credit report. 9's are charge-offs)

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🟩 Bitcoin Meme Hub 🔞 #tapRoot

May 3, 2021

    🟩 Bitcoin Meme Hub 🔞 #taproot ⁦‪@BitcoinMemeHub‬⁩ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩   5/2/21, 1:02 PM     Sent from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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PlanB on Why Munger and Buffet Hate Bitcoin

May 3, 2021

Unedited by Larry Chiang  If you – buy 1 btc @ $57K – sell 1 Mar2022 $80K call option @ $13K – buy 1 Mar2022 $60K put option @ $13K .. then your guaranteed return (apart from exchange risk) will be between 5%-40%. 5% when btc <$60K and 40% when btc >$80K Mar2022. No wonder […]

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AMERICAN HODL Now Banned

May 2, 2021

Unedited by Larry Chiang Shitcoiners talking about banking the unbanked are LARPing.   They don’t give a fuck about the unbanked.    They’re rich kids who only care about gains.  How do i know?  Because im a bitcoiner  We invented this grift lol      AMERICAN HODL ⁦‪@americanhodl41‬⁩ Shitcoiners talking about banking the unbanked are […]

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Social Programs Are Like Feeding Wild Bears…, Soon Bears Stop Hunting and Just Beg

May 2, 2021

    CEO of Duck9, Larry at (650) 283-8008 ⁦‪@6502838008‬⁩ Infinite money glitch identify as ape get check – Meme by CLINTONkilledEPSTIEN 🙂 Memedroid it.memedroid.com/memes/detail/3…   5/2/21, 10:09 AM     “the equivolent of feeding the bears. park rangers tell you not to feed bears because they become dependent on scraps, soon they stop hunting […]

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Wealth is Because of High Savings Rate

May 1, 2021

    AMERICAN HODL ⁦‪@americanhodl41‬⁩ You can build wealth without a high income, but you cannot build wealth without a high savings rate. #bitcoin is for your savings.   5/1/21, 11:10 AM     Chapter 2, Treasure Management  https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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AMERICAN HODL on Wealth

May 1, 2021

Unedited by Larry Chiang The way to get wealthy is to ride something with good returns for a period of many decades.  The way to stay wealthy is to be both frugal and paranoid.  Lol sound like anyone you know?  How about every single #bitcoin  maximalist?  We are the new wealthy elite gentlemen.     […]

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Nassim Nicholas Taleb is Pro Cryptocurrency

April 30, 2021

    Nassim Nicholas Taleb ⁦‪@nntaleb‬⁩ I am massively pro-cryptocurrencies. I am just disgusted by what became of #BTC.For a cryptocurrency to be either a currency or a reserve of value, it must have arbitrage bounds (hence will be bubble-free). Just like a future basket contract in relation to some underlying.   4/30/21, 10:19 AM […]

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American Chinese Tweets Now by AMERICAN HODL on Twitter

April 29, 2021

    AMERICAN HODL ⁦‪@americanhodl41‬⁩ ⁦‪@COLINTCRYPTO‬⁩ 你很窮,但你卻不好玩   4/29/21, 5:11 PM     You are poor. But you are not fun.  Sent from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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Michael Saylor and the Closed Thermodynamic System of Money

April 29, 2021

Adiabatic bitchezz https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=asLP6Jy_5A0&8m13s

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中國人 HODL on Twitter

April 29, 2021

    中國人 HODL ⁦‪@americanhodl41‬⁩ OMG笑😂這是最有趣的狗屎香港專業教育學院在這麼長時間閱讀 pic.twitter.com/XExy2bJAgs   4/29/21, 12:58 PM     Sent from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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